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🧩 HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) 🕹️Free Play and Download
“A dating sim where love might literally consume you”
Play and Download Free On 👉 https://howtodateanentity.org
🔮 ABOUT THIS COSMIC NIGHTMARE
Survive forbidden romance with SFR-044, an 8’2" reality-warping entity, in this psychological horror/dating sim hybrid. Perfect for players who enjoy:
Junji Ito-esque body horror
80s analog glitch aesthetics
Existential crises with romantic tension
🎮 FEATURES THAT WILL HAUNT YOUR STEAM LIBRARY
6 Surreal Romance Routes (Including “Cognitive Dissonance” and “Fourth Wall Collapse” endings)
Sentient UI that reacts to your fear levels via webcam (optional)
53 Dialogue Permutations balancing terror and fascination
18 VHS Tapes exposing government experiments
4K/60FPS Existential Dread
⚠️ CONTENT WARNING
Not for the emotionally stable. Contains:
Body horror transformations
ASMR-like entity vocalizations
Mild erotic tension with cosmic beings
CRT-induced nostalgia trauma
💻 SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
OS: Windows/macOS/Linux (Android beta available)
Storage: 300MB + space for therapy journals
GPU: Capable of rendering eye clusters
CPU: Handles 3 simultaneous existential crises
🎨 DEVELOPER NOTES
“Created during a 7-day fugue state after binge-watching Twin Peaks and Serial Experiments Lain. Mrs.'s design was inspired by my sleep paralysis demon. Yes, the surveillance footage uses real abandoned buildings. No, we won’t apologize for Ending #7.” - SFour
📥 DOWNLOAD INCLUDES
Main game (3-6 hour playthrough)
Director’s commentary mode
Secret terminal minigames
37 eye texture variations
🏆 PLAYER TESTIMONIALS
“10/10 would let Mrs. destroy my reality again” - @EldritchSimp
“The way the UI glitches when you lie… chef’s kiss” - @AnalogHorrorFan
“Finished all endings. My therapist now owns a boat” - @CubeCultist
🌌 READY TO RISK IT ALL?
Click “Download” below to begin your descent into the most unique horror romance experience of 2024. Remember: The Entity is always watching… and judging your choices.
Supports: Windows, macOS, Linux, Android
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