Jonathan's Adventure: Bickery Edition

Says it on the tin, Jonathan goes on an adventure, I guess. #rpg #adventure #fangame

This game is not meant to taken seriously. At all.
Ok maybe, but trust me, this isn't deep as the Cube by Director Vincenzo Natali.
While the game does use elements from real life, this game does not reflect their counterparts well, as they're exaggerated within this video game. Also drama for this game is stupid. I don't own literally everything within the game unless stated otherwise, but then again, I don't own this game's copyright (Maybe I do and can for some characters, but still not enough to own the full copyright of the game.), and neither does John.
Tl;dr, this isn't real, shut up and play it. Criticism is allowed.

"Jonathan's Adventure? More like Jonathan's Shitty Adventure, oh my god, this game sucks. This game is about a furry boy named Jonathan Patchman who likes to go on failure adventures with his three friends, a room named Sasara Kuruma, a ninja named Imasu Kazuo, and a fox named Kabi "Patti" Chan.
Jonathan is a boring character who breaks the fourth wall and is not funny, plus he's a rip-off of Parappa the Rapper.
Sasara is a character that is a rip-off of Renamon from Digimon and has a disgusting "manly man" fetish.
Imasu is a character that is a rip-off of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and bosses everybody.
And Kabi is an annoying "UWU" girl who probably wants to have sex with Jonathan.
Do you know who likes this game? Sid the Science Kid! He wishes he could marry Johnathan be he can't cause he's dead Do you know who hates this game? African Vulture! This game is getting dmca'd for hurting her feelings.
Screw Jonathan's Adventure and screw it's sequel, BosherStudios254 is 10000% better! End of rant."
Special thanks to @Grunkle_Sans, as he is the writer for the new lines, as seen by who likes the game to the ending.

Jonathan's Adventure: Bickery Edition, or Jonathan's Adventure MV, or whatever you wanna call it includes the following:

• SIX DUNGEONS. Yeah, were you considering a lot?

• Your choices don't matter! Literally.

• Secret Bosses around the world, find them and kill them all!

• God-awful jokes that'll make you laugh or scream in anger and then make angry mails to BickerySebastian for being the worst comedic writer ever. Or videos. Or comments. I guess.

• Friendship! Be friends or hate their guts! Maybe make bad fanfics about it and let John beat you up for making it!

• Achievements. Ok.

• I don't know, takes two hours to beat the game?

BickerySebastian

The motherfucker behind this game, did nearly everything but the music within the game (See the in-game credits. If the final game ever manages to come out.).

Jaluz.

The motherfucker behind Jonathan's Adventure.

Who's behind the game originally?

Screenshot from the original Jonathan's Adventure: Classic...