Trophies
Waiting...
Load up the game for the first time!

Hey, that door is locked...
Try to open a locked door 100 times, nothing helpful in this scenario...

Try your best!
Go to 'St. Peters' street and run in circles for 10 seconds, realizing your a nincompoop...

3...2...5...69...42...
Go to College and fail the test 2 times...

Hey have you finished the game yet...?
Stand in the Jack Desert for 24 Minutes.

The Cow Says "MARKIMOO".
Convince Markiplier to join your team!

The 1st one out of the way.
Complete Chapter 1, by getting the correct data from the vault.

Coins, coins the magical fruit!
Get your very first coin! (Welcome to the £1 club!)

Where they at tho'
Get rid of everyone in the game. (The protagonists will not disappear).

Its YOU!
Find out Jacksepticeye's darkest secret...

Locked Door Training: Lesson 2
Try to open a locked door 1000 times... (You're going insane, right?)

Locking The Pick!
Lock pick 10 doors.

This one is opened!
Open a master/grand/legendary door.

High Pitched Peeps
InHaLe HeLiUm... (SuM gUd StUfF)...

Pew the gun, Someone Die, Eat the Pie
Convince PewDiePie (Felix) to join your team!

1st the worst, 2nd the best!
Complete Chapter 2! (You're doing well, only 3 more chapters!)

Rich man!
Get 100,000 coins!

You're getting Retarded
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO OPEN A DOOR 10,000 TIMES?!!? (Try to open a locked door 10,000 times).

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
No point doing this for a few hours.... (Try to open a locked door 100,000 times).

By the time you have...
Die 1000 times. *Developers Note: Infinite death is scary... Have fun sleeping tonight :3*

Swords is all I need
Get at least 100+ of the same sword.

I don't like swords....
Finish the game WITHOUT any swords.

I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING!!!
Finish the game with nothing...
(Next Trophy: Axes chop down trees!).

Axes chop down trees!
Get at least 100+ of the same axe... (I guess you have an addiction for axes).

I like toast and cinnamon
Convince Cinnamontoastken to join your team!

Coin avalanche!
Get 1,000,000 Coins!

3rd Times the charm!
Chapter 3 completed! (Nicely done *eats jam spread-ed toast*) (01110111 01100001 01101100 01101100 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100111 01110010 01101111 01101101 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101).

Bill gates
Get 1,000,000,000 coins!

5 Ships of coins!
Get 1,000,000,000,000,000 Coins! (Quadrillion).

Coin Mentality...
Get 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 coins! (Googol coins).

You're the wolf here...
Kill 1,000,000 enemies.

Clones everywhere...
Kill 100,000 of the same enemy... (You're brutal...)