Steve Harvet Ultra Hyper Unleashed Anal Adventure 2 of Duty 3D Human Revolutionfield Dating Sim Returns Colonial Marines Simulator Game of the Year edition 63 ⅓

After many years of cancelled projects and failed attempts on making a game (with absolutely no knowledge of how to properly make one) and complete silence about anything related, the wait is finally over and I proudly present the ultimate worst experience you could ever have on a visual novel with

Steve Harvet Ultra Hyper Unleashed Anal Adventure 2 of Duty 3D Human Revolutionfield Dating Sim Returns Colonial Marines Simulator Game of the Year edition 63 ⅓ (or just Steve Harvet Dating Sim for short)

Made by just two stupid dudes in just a week and a half (and rushed to avoid the project from entering development hell) as a joke with the simple and sole goal of making the absolute worst dating sim ever, the results have come

Features

• Very short campaign, you could finish the entire game in less than 10 minutes

• Awful grammar mistakes in the dialog to awake your internal grammar nazi

• Terrible writing and storytelling

• Forced inclusion of content from other works

• Poor polishment, the whole game was made with no programming or effort at all, everything using the Visual Novel Maker "visual scripting" system

• Made with no love or passion, everything done with disgust

• Borken saving system that doesn't work very well

• Game breaking glitches that can force you to restart the whole game again from the beginning if you want to proceed (something you probably don't want)

• Terrible excecution of already bad ideas

• A CG gallery filled with abysmally bad drawings, all of which can be unlocked by doing certain choices throughout the game's story

• Epic Fight scenes

• Constant switches in the spelling of the main character's name

• Low level of interaction

• Terrible photo editing

• Really unconfortable moments

Awards

And if you don't want to waste some precious space in your Hard Disk with this monstrosity you could just play it on the browser and hope it doesn't fucking crash your browser or take over a year to load because the file size is way too big for a browser game

So what are you waiting for?
This is the easiest way to get some instant PTSD without even taking the eyes out of the screen!

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