
"Dont worry Mr. Macadoo all we wanna do is kill you"
----------------------------------------------------------
| STORY |
The year is 2011.
Jeffrey Epstein is dead. Disney just bought his islandāfor āstorageā purposes.
You play as Tex Macadoo, a broke-ass nobody who sells food stamps and desperate for cash. One night, you stumble across a shady help-wanted ad:
āNightguard needed ā remote site ā light duties ā good pay.ā
Turns out, itās Epstein Island.
Disney says they need someone to keep an eye on āold junk.ā Youāre broke. You take the job.
But once you're there, it hits youāsomething's off. You weren't supposed to find this place. And now you've wandered into MickMickās territory.
This aināt no fairy tale. Itās a freak show.
Can you survive the creeps, the freaks, and the things that shouldāve stayed buried?
----------------------------------------------------------
Original game by @HOUSEFIREENT (he's a cool dude go check him out)
Disclaimer
This game is intended purely as a joke. I do not condone or support anything related to Epstein or the crimes he committed. The title is meant as absurdist humor, and the content of the game is entirely fictional. If you find this subject matter upsetting, I totally understandāthis game isnāt for everyone.
#fnaf #fnati #horror #fangame #joke #jokegame #pointnclick #treasureisland #oblituscasa #epsteinisland #TI