Trophies
Gettin' Educated
Complete the tutorial.
Kill 'Em All
Score your first BORING KILL.
Cool Island Song
Kill an enemy with the Pineapple.
Hup Hup
Kill an enemy while you are both in the air.
Big Mess
Get your head blown off while barfing.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
Unlock your first golden weapon skin.
My New Gun
Unlock your first weapon skin.
Pay To Lose
Kill a player who owns Premium.
Just Blew In From Stupid Town
Score a TRIPLE KILL or higher with the Suicide Vest in Team Deathmatch.
Put Him Out Of His Misery
Destroy the EXPLODEBOT 5000 in Survival.
Action Man
Get a kill with the Pump Action, Lever Action and Bolt Action all in one life.
Gross
Take a refreshing swim in Dyson Sewers.
Champ
Win a game of Deathmatch, Weapons Deal or Boring Royale.
The Ground Is Entirely Fogged Out
Reach an incredibly high altitude.
24/7 2fort
Kill an enemy carrying a scoped weapon with your own scoped weapon.
The Beanjo Maneuver
While carrying the flag in Capture the Flag, kill the enemy flag carrier.
Zoned
Kill an enemy with a Hadoken.
Grave Filler
Kill a total of 1,000 enemies.
Luke Parry
Parry a total of 100 enemies with the Sword.
Time 2 Klime
Conquer your first Climb map.
Connoisseur
Collect your first vice in Survival.
Baby's First Survival
Complete wave 10 in Survival.
Practice Makes Perfect
Complete wave 25 in Survival.
Oooh Mommy
Complete wave 50 in Survival.
Grizzled Expert
Complete wave 75 in Survival.
Loads Of Money!
Acquire $1,000 in Zombrains, or $100,000 in Survival.
Tragedy Down Under
Kill yourself with the Boomerang.
Sacred Relic
Unlock your first artifact.
What Happened? Where Am I?
Board the escape helicopter within 30 seconds after reviving in Zombrains.
The Power
Collect your first super vice in Survival.
Level 1 Complete
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Boring Man Fields 1.
Light Up The Night
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Dyson City.
It's Bennings!
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Ice Station.
Calm Down Miners
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Varia Mines.
Need Irons + Hookshot
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Boring Lake.
It's Time To Oil Up
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Oil Rig.
Manufactured Drama
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Muleslapper MFG.
The Exclusion Zone
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Boring Man Fields 2.
Homesickness
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Varia Desert.
Jerry, Can I Borrow Your Mattress
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Dyson Rooftops.
House of Wares
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Warehouse.
Poo Gas
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Dyson Sewers.
Recycled Content
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on 'Tutorial...?'.
Just Let Me Sleep For God's Sake
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Flak Freightliner.
Final Hours
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Throne Room.
Funny Little Map
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Arena.
The Old Blokia 20
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Varia City.
Can't See Sh*t, Captain
Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Arctic City.
Lore Person
Collect your first lore article.
Lore Hobbyist
Collect 5 or more lore articles.
Lore Master
Collect 15 or more lore articles.
I'm Sorry
Unlock either the Old Pistol, Old Shotgun or Plank artifacts.
Conversations & Events - Relaxed
Complete the Shooting Range time trial in 1 minute or less.
Not Today
Block an attack with the Riot Shield thats worth 500 or more damage.
Poor Working Conditions
Get crushed by a door on Warehouse.
It's Over
Destroy the evil magician in Hardcore Survival.
Pest Control
Destroy the enemy helicopter in Hardcore or Classic Survival.
Death Is Certain
Encounter the Manlings in Hardcore or Classic Survival.
Pretty Good Night
Collect every vice in Hardcore or Classic Survival. (Excluding super vices)
Show The Way
Activate the beacon in Hardcore Survival.