CADAVER'S AWESOME ANECDOTE?!?!

Cadaver's Awesome Anecdote is a grand story of epic proportions that an elder skeleton by the name Cadaver tells his grandchildren. It follows a younger Cadaver as he wakes up in the middle of the desert and destroys a government colossus. He ends up toppling the local government and instating a new, better government. He did this all when he was 15. Needless to say, his less gullible grandchildren don't believe a word of it to be true.