CaGe - Casual Genocide

Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.

Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.

Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies are full of it.

Kill 10 champions. It's a coup!

Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.

Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!

Fire 100 Scattergun bullets. Spray that around!

Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!

Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!

Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!

Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!

Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.

Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.

They Are Coming, Barbara!

Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!

Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.

Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!

Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.

Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.

Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?

Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!

Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!

Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!

Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?

Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.

Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.

Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."

Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.

Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.

Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.

Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.

Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!

Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.

Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.

Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.