Trophies

JESSERS
OBTAIN JESSERS, THAT IS ME, BITCH. I'M GOING TO WRITE EVERY DESCRIPTION OF EVERY FUCKING TROPHY

NEW COCAINER
BUY COCAINER LV2, NEW COCAINERS, DAMNM, BITCH

FINGER
BITCH I DON'T OWN YOU AN EXPLAINATION LOOKS AT DTHE ICON

THAT'S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU ALBUQEQRQW HOW DO I WRITE IT
BUY THE GOODMAN

MR WHITE DID YOU POISION THAT KID AGAIN
GET THE RICINE NUTS

WHY IS THERE WEED CIRNO FROM THE POPULAR DHIUT GAMERSZ TOUHOU PROJECT LEN'EN SEIHOU PROJECT W1803ì10
GET THE FAIRYING

TUTLE BITCH IT'S THE TUTLE FROM SUPER DARIO BROTHERS
OBTAIN THE TURTEL BROM FREAKINGBAD

I AIN'T GIVING YOU MY FEETS, BITCH
OBTAIN THE FUEL

WHAT
HAPPENED

WHY IS TED HEREEEEEEEEEE
BUY A DISABLED MAN

GAME OVER BITCH
FAIL THE DEADLINE

GAMEJOLT I SWEAR THIS DOESN'T BREAK ANY GUIDELINE
PLEASE

MR WHITE, HAVE WE JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING BOMB?
OBTAIN HECOR SALAMINCA

GOOFIEST DEATH EVER
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DISCOVER THERE IS A... WHAT?
WHO'S THE BITCH THAT MADE A HARD DIFFICULTY??
(DEFEAT GUS IN HARD MODE)

THE 80 MILLIONS
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