THE CUSTOMER PACK - Three Crappy Shovelware Games!

HEY THIS IS A JOKE GAME, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

Do you want awful games and suffer to it? There you go! With THE CUSTOMER PACK you can "enjoy" NOT TWO BUT THREE short GAMES IN A SINGLE WINDOWS EXECUTABLE! Which are:

Fight the RFreddy!

Oh no! RFreddy is attacking Valencia! You, a generic soldier from Clickteam's library must DESTROY HIM!

The Sharly of Navarre

Customer has become Navarre's hero and must defeat Kyung... And to make it easy he must find the Sharly... if he wants to. THIS GAME FEATURES:

• AMAZING GRAPHICS

• COOL GAMEPLAY

• STUNNING HIGH QUALITY AND HIGH FIDELITY CARTOONS

Kill President Customer

He's just a terrible bolivian president just finish him

ALL WITH TROPHIES!

CONTROLS

Left/Right/Down/Up: Move

Button 1 (Z key): Change item (TSoN)

Button 2 (X key): Shoot/Jump

Button 3 (C key): Attack

Button 4 (V key): Use item (TSoN)

CTRL + P: Pauses game

CTRL + Y: Change the input device (If you're playing with a joystick just plug it before opening the game)

Things to say:

• This game has joystick support

• HINT: Kyung's weak point must be located like on her precious face but I am not sure lol

• HINT: The Sharly can seal her

• The RFreddy figure on TSoN gives you an extra life

• If you don't have a joystick plugged, in KPC you'll play with the mouse

• If you get a warning flagging this is a malware, it's not it's just that Clickteam runtimes are funny and the antivirus are too annoyed of fun, but's it's a safe game

• The gold timer in KPC gives you more time (helpful)

• The grey timer in KPC gives you less time (not helpful)

• The crown in KPC gives President Customer more health (bruh)

CREDITS

@RFreddy because he owns that ugly figure of his and he made recordings for his cheap game and a dead FNaF fangame I made back in 2021

@Regalito because he made the background of KPC and owns Sestor (Sestor IS in this game)

@RealCario because he owns Omar and Sulix (Omar and Sulix ARE in this game)

Tony Trippi beacuse he made The Faces of Evil soundtrack (yeah I can't stop thinking about it)

And ME because I made EVERYTHING! And I WAS THE UGANDAN ANIMATOR ALL THIS TIME

Tags

#action #adventure #platformer #shooter #pointnclick #jokegame #whydidispendmytimeonthis