Don't Get Mad

Congratulations! You did indeed not get mad and actually finished this frustrating game. From now on you can consider yourself an even-tempered individual. I guess... I don't know... I'm not a doctor.

(Finish the game with more than 14000 points) You finished the game! That's pretty good. And you even made it into the highscore! That's even prettier and gooder. Or something like that. Anyway, well done!

(Finish the game with more than 18000 points) You're getting there! Only a little more points and you can boast in front of your friends how you cracked the record on some obscure internet game. Until then, have a silver badge! Well done!

(Finish the game with more than 23000 points) Damn son! You wrecked that highscore! You're probably better than most people at this terrible game. Must have taken you a while to get there. Truly, time well spent. I'm proud of you!

(Finish the game with more than 25000 points) At this point I'm not even sure anymore how you're doing this. Not even I scored this high and I made this garbage game. I'm legitimately impressed! Unless you cheated. In which case this will have some dire consequences. I'm dead serious. I'm on the phone right now. The internet police is already on their way. You better watch out punk!