Trophies
It's not ryon, it's his cousin
Open up the game for the first time
I can't believe it's not Dave!
Find the toddler
Jim
Name yourself Jim
99% of Gamblers quit before they hit big
Gamble 25 times
Felix touches grass: The Terrifying, absolutely HORRIFYING, MIND-BENDINGLY, ATROCIOUSLY, DYSFUNCTIONALLY, MIND BOGGLINGLY mediocre Novellete
Get the "Touched grass" ending in "Felix the miscreant"
I told you to ignore the FUCKING test item
Jackass
Dinnionaire!
Become a dinnionaire!
Rotund Cheeks
Do terrible, unthinkable things to the chicken
Rrrrrrip!
Do terrible, unthinkable things to the fox
Mop
Steal the endoskelleton's mop
Trophy Deez Nuts all over your face
Make a deez nuts joke
Don't do drugs, kids!
Smoke weed with the bear
Oppenheimer
Detonate a thermonuclear bomb
This is fine.
Burn down the pizzaria
Frog Dinner
Show the president the stage
But, at what cost?
Kill him.
Old Skool
Spare him.
Got shit kicked in by a toddler
Forget to follow the toddler's instructions
Prisoner
Forget to follow the toddler's instructions
MISSION FAILED
Follow the nightguard's instructions, but forget to pacify the animatronics
I'll take it
Pacify the animatronics, but forget to follow the nightguard's instructions
Couch Potato
Do absolutely nothing for the duration of the entire game
VEGAS, BABY!
Successfully complete the toddler's route.
AMERICA, HELL YEAH!
Successfully complete the nightguard and the TV's route.