Time Jail: Chronolock

Time Jail: Chronolock

Welcome to Time Jail! You’ve been nabbed by the Central Time Agency for breaking space laws you probably didn’t even know existed. Sure, you haven’t done anything space-related in, oh, a week, but hey, who needs evidence when you’ve got an airtight case of “shut up and go to jail”?

Now, you’re stuck in ChronoPrison, a delightful little facility smack dab in the middle of a broken timeline. Think of it as a prison, but with extra existential dread and no idea what day it is. Oh, and me, V.I.C.K.Y. (that’s Virtual Intelligent Chrono-Kinetic Yielder for you less-evolved types). I’m your shiny, snarky wristwatch AI, here to help you—or not, depending on my mood and how you treat me. Be nice, and I might save yout. Be a jerk, and, well, enjoy doing time… forever.

Here’s the deal:

• Time Travel Stuff: Want to check out a public execution in 1695? Sure, why not. Curious about the lottery numbers from 2088? Too bad you can’t leave the prison. Everything you see, mess with, and break is within these charming concrete walls—just in various timelines.

• Choices, Choices: Escape the prison? Overthrow the guards? Start a riot in the present and then go back in time to make it look like you stopped it? Genius! Or, if you’re feeling extra spicy, plant chips in your brain until I control you!

• Make Friends or Foes: Get cozy with the other inmates, manipulate them, or turn them against each other. Convince them to join your big prison break, or just let them think you’re their new therapist. The choice is yours!

• Infiltrate and Overthrow: Sneak into the weapons room, steal high-tech gadgets from the future, and maybe find a flamethrower with a user manual in Latin. Totally worth it.

• Break Reality (Gently): Each timeline has quirks and rules, but breaking them can be stupid. Take a weapon from the future to the past and watch people think you’re a god—or get locked in solitary for freaking everyone out.

• Do Absolutely Nothing: Just sit there. Don’t time travel, don’t interact, don’t escape. Serve your time like the boring law-abiding citizen you insist you are. But where’s the fun in that?

Lastly, for all you meta nerds, let’s be honest—this game is blatantly inspired by Prison Architect. Go check it out. Maybe you’ll learn how real prisons work before you inevitably mess this one up.

So, what’s your plan, champ? Escape? Conquer? Or just live out the rest of your days with me as your delightful and all-knowing cellmate? Either way, I’m here for it. Welcome to Time Jail: Chronolock