F(_)ck Censorship

L. BRENT BOZELL III, FOUNDER OF THE PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL (PTC) HAS JUST RESURRECTED ADOLF HITLER SO THEY CAN BEGIN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A MASS CENSORSHIP WEAPON.
THIS WEAPON WILL TRANSFORM ALL THE MEDIA OF THE PLANET INTO COPIES OF THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE.
THE WORLD IS DOOMED! FORTUNATELY, YOU DISCOVERED THAT THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS OF THE CORPORATION IS LOCATED IN LOS ANGELES.
GO THERE AND KILL THE TWO LEADERS, BUT BEWARE, THERE WILL BE SOCCER MOMS AND PRIESTS TRYING TO STOP YOU.
YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
#shooter