Trophies

Bronze

20 points

Congrats on wasting that much time!
5 EXP
Silver

50 points

You have more free time than anyone should!
10 EXP
Gold

100 points

You've played this game longer than it took to make!
15 EXP
Platinum

500 points

You are a disappointment to your family, AND you disgust me! Go you!
20 EXP