Trophies

Bronze

GO JACKY BOYYYY!

You didn't move.
5 EXP
Bronze

TWISTY NIPPLE FRESHNESS!

You ran to the left 25 times!
5 EXP
Bronze

Look at this sexy beast!

You ran to the right 25 times!
5 EXP
Bronze

Hey Ma!... Ma!!

You scored 10,000 points!
5 EXP
Bronze

NOTHING STOPS....THE SQUATCH!!!!

You collected 50 Septic Eyes
5 EXP
Silver

Speeeeeed is keeeey!

You ran to the left 100 times!
10 EXP
Silver

SCREW YOU BILLY!!!

You ran right 100 times!
10 EXP
Silver

U WANNA TUSSLE?!?

You collected 200 Sepcticeye Sams
10 EXP
Silver

Blasphemy of the highest order!

Your score is 25,000!
10 EXP
Silver

I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES!

You accessed the keypad
10 EXP
Gold

OOOOOWWWWW PINK LIGHTNING

right 150 times
15 EXP
Gold

LOOK AWAY CHILDREN!!!

You ran to the left 150 times!
15 EXP
Gold

BALLS? I LOVE BALLS!

Collect 500 of those cute lil' SepticEyes!
15 EXP
Gold

Limber, loose, RUBBER GOOSE!

Score 50,000 points!
15 EXP
Gold

LOOK AT THESE +1 BICEPS!

access laptop
15 EXP
Platinum

Printer Malfunction

You fixed the printer!
20 EXP
Platinum

Flips for days!

You ran to the left 500 times
20 EXP
Platinum

Let me sniff your butthole

You ran to the right 500 times!
20 EXP
Platinum

I am a stegosaurus.

collect 1000 eyes
20 EXP
Platinum

BALLS-A-ROONEY-TOONEY!

score 100,000
20 EXP
Platinum

Are You Experienced?

You reached level 10!
20 EXP
Platinum

Booper Dooper XP

You reached level 25!
20 EXP
Platinum

HAAAAAAAPY WHEEEEEEELS!!!

You ran to the left 200 times!!!
20 EXP
Platinum

GO, BILLY, GO!!!

You ran to the right 200 times!!!
20 EXP
Platinum

Like A Boss!

You reached level 50, you are the game master!
20 EXP