Trophies
Bronze
GO JACKY BOYYYY!
You didn't move.
Bronze
TWISTY NIPPLE FRESHNESS!
You ran to the left 25 times!
Bronze
Look at this sexy beast!
You ran to the right 25 times!
Bronze
Hey Ma!... Ma!!
You scored 10,000 points!
Bronze
NOTHING STOPS....THE SQUATCH!!!!
You collected 50 Septic Eyes
Silver
Speeeeeed is keeeey!
You ran to the left 100 times!
Silver
SCREW YOU BILLY!!!
You ran right 100 times!
Silver
U WANNA TUSSLE?!?
You collected 200 Sepcticeye Sams
Silver
Blasphemy of the highest order!
Your score is 25,000!
Silver
I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES!
You accessed the keypad
Gold
OOOOOWWWWW PINK LIGHTNING
right 150 times
Gold
LOOK AWAY CHILDREN!!!
You ran to the left 150 times!
Gold
BALLS? I LOVE BALLS!
Collect 500 of those cute lil' SepticEyes!
Gold
Limber, loose, RUBBER GOOSE!
Score 50,000 points!
Gold
LOOK AT THESE +1 BICEPS!
access laptop
Platinum
Printer Malfunction
You fixed the printer!
Platinum
Flips for days!
You ran to the left 500 times
Platinum
Let me sniff your butthole
You ran to the right 500 times!
Platinum
I am a stegosaurus.
collect 1000 eyes
Platinum
BALLS-A-ROONEY-TOONEY!
score 100,000
Platinum
Are You Experienced?
You reached level 10!
Platinum
Booper Dooper XP
You reached level 25!
Platinum
HAAAAAAAPY WHEEEEEEELS!!!
You ran to the left 200 times!!!
Platinum
GO, BILLY, GO!!!
You ran to the right 200 times!!!
Platinum
Like A Boss!
You reached level 50, you are the game master!