
Trophies

GO JACKY BOYYYY!
You didn't move.

TWISTY NIPPLE FRESHNESS!
You ran to the left 25 times!

Look at this sexy beast!
You ran to the right 25 times!

Hey Ma!... Ma!!
You scored 10,000 points!

NOTHING STOPS....THE SQUATCH!!!!
You collected 50 Septic Eyes

Speeeeeed is keeeey!
You ran to the left 100 times!

SCREW YOU BILLY!!!
You ran right 100 times!

U WANNA TUSSLE?!?
You collected 200 Sepcticeye Sams

Blasphemy of the highest order!
Your score is 25,000!

I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES!
You accessed the keypad

OOOOOWWWWW PINK LIGHTNING
right 150 times

LOOK AWAY CHILDREN!!!
You ran to the left 150 times!

BALLS? I LOVE BALLS!
Collect 500 of those cute lil' SepticEyes!

Limber, loose, RUBBER GOOSE!
Score 50,000 points!

LOOK AT THESE +1 BICEPS!
access laptop

Printer Malfunction
You fixed the printer!

Flips for days!
You ran to the left 500 times

Let me sniff your butthole
You ran to the right 500 times!

I am a stegosaurus.
collect 1000 eyes

BALLS-A-ROONEY-TOONEY!
score 100,000

Are You Experienced?
You reached level 10!

Booper Dooper XP
You reached level 25!

HAAAAAAAPY WHEEEEEEELS!!!
You ran to the left 200 times!!!

GO, BILLY, GO!!!
You ran to the right 200 times!!!

Like A Boss!
You reached level 50, you are the game master!