Game Soundtrack
- 1.Legends: User Agreement (If You're Using A Wii Remote, . . . )
- 2.Legends: Thank You (For Honestly Agreeing To Our Terms! Now, Let's Play! )
- 3.Legends: Title Theme (This, Is JayBowl!)
- 4.Legends: LOADING . . . (Setting Up The Bowling Alley)
- 5.Legends: Welcome! (Jade, Open Your Eyes. Wake Up, Jade!) [You Have Been Asleep For The Past One Hundred Years!]
- 6.Legends: Gutterball (Crooked Cartridge!)
- 7.Legends: 1 (That Was Not Good)
- 8.Legends: 2 (That's Not Good)
- 9.Legends: 3 (Interesting Play)
- 10.Legends: 4 (Peculiar Shot)
- 11.Legends: 5 (Intriguing Move)
- 12.Legends: 6 (Don't Get Three In A Row!)
- 13.Legends: 7 (Got Lucky)
- 14.Legends: 8 (That's Double Four!)
- 15.Legends: 9 (Ooh! So Close!)
- 16.Legends: 10 (They're All Gone!)
- 17.Legends: Airstrike (Can We Catch That On Replay)
- 18.Legends: Exit Menu (Are You Sure)
- 19.BONUS Track! Legends: <Thank You> (Minor Keyed Edition)
- 20.BONUS TRACK! Legends: <Title Theme> Phillip David Charles Collins - Disney's TARZAN - You'll Be In My Heart - Official JadeJohnson Records Cover
- 21.BONUS TRACK! Legends: <Title Theme> Phillip David Charles Collins - Disney's TARZAN - You'll Be In My Heart - Official JadeJohnson Records (Karaoke)
- 22.BONUS Track! Legends: <Title Theme> (JadeJohnson Records Icecream Truck Remix)
- 23.BONUS Track! Legends: <1> (Alpha Edition)
- 24.BONUS Track! Legends: <1> (Beta Edition01)
- 25.BONUS Track! Legends: <1> (Beta Edition02)
- 26.BONUS Track! Legends: <1> (Beta Edition03)
- 27.BONUS Track! Legends: <1> (Beta Edition04)
- 28.BONUS Track! Legends: <1> (Evolution Mix)
- 29.BONUS Track! Legends: <4> (Night Time Remix [That Way You Won't Have To 'Turn The Disrespectful Junk Off]))
- 30.BONUS Track! Legends: <4> (Spoons Tapped aGainst Water Glasses [With Vocals] Remix)
- 31.BONUS Track! Legends: <7> (Eighth Gen PowerPoint Games Edition)
- 32.LUMINARIES - User Agreement - You Know - The Usual Stuff Found In This Series
- 33.LUMINARIES - Okay Mister Announcer Dude - Can We Please Just Cut To The Good Stuff Already
- 34.LUMINARIES - Whoa - Look At The Pretty Colours
- 35.LUMINARIES - You Know Gary - I Can Already Tell That I Talk Too Much
- 36.LUMINARIES - The Player Rolled A One
- 37.LUMINARIES - A Two - Well - I Don't Know What To Say About That
- 38.LUMINARIES - Perhaps The Player Wants To Make A Change
- 39.LUMINARIES - Maybe This Player Is Letting Their Opponent Win
- 40.LUMINARIES - Maybe I Should Try Some Of That Half Birthday Cake
- 41.LUMINARIES - Six Pins Were Knocked Down
- 42.LUMINARIES - Maybe You Will Find Your Long Lost Brother
- 43.LUMINARIES - I Don't Make The Rules - I'm Just A Commentator
- 44.LUMINARIES - Torque - I Thought That Was For Trucks
- 45.LUMINARIES - Ugh - Come On - Mister DiRector
- 46.LUMINARIES - Where's The Cartridge Slot In This Game I Downloaded
- 47.LUMINARIES - That - Wuzz - Eh - Stir Ike
- 48.LUMINARIES - A Campfire Made Out Of Bowling Pins
Watch A “JayBowl - LUMINARIES” Tournament Here, Featuring The Beta Version Of The Game.
View Gameplay Of The Finalized "JayBowl - LUMINARIES" here!
Watch A Single Player Game Of "JayBowl - LUMINARIES™" At A Full Thirty Frames Per Second Here.
JayBowl is a revolutionary; three dimensional; drop in drop out, touch supportive, voice controllable, mouse manipulable; single or multi player; high definition; completely randomized bowling game for POWERPOINT!
On top of that, this title features television grade commentary and top notch voice acting, to the point where it makes you feel like you're watching an actual event instead of playing a video game based on one that never quite happened in the real world!
There are so many features that it will make you kick yourself, wondering HOW the HECK ANY THING LIKE THIS could EVER have POSSIBLY been MADE in MICROSOFT POWERPOINT!
CINEMATIC 3D GRAPHICS:
The GAME world is FULLY LOADED with COMPLETELY CUSTOMIZABLE THREE DEE MODELS that make it look SUPER, DUPER, UNBELIEVABLY STUNNING! The CHARACTERS ANIMATE HYPER REALISTICALLY, AND, for the FIRST TIME EVER IN POWERPOINT HISTORY, we FINALLY get to experience CAMERA CUTS and SPECIAL EFFECTS!SCOREKEEPING:
For years, PowerPoint game developers have tried and failed at giving each of their various titles a built in way of keeping score. But their methods all either involved foreign code that isn't supported in stock PowerPoint, its free viewer, or its mobile app; or were too buggy and unreliable. But I, BEAT THE SYSTEM! And I DID it, in a way that is supported in ALL OFFICIAL VERSIONS of POWERPOINT! And IT'S FLAWLESS TOO!EXIT OPTIONS:
FINALLY, you can NOW click a SPECIAL "LEAVE" button to EXIT the GAME if you're too far away from your keyboard to press escape!!BEAUTIFUL FRAMERATE:
This game has been rigourously tested, and I'm proud to say that it can run at a MINIMUM of SIXTY FRAMES per SECOND (60FPS) [on fast enough hardware]!The WORLD'S Most POWERFUL SlideShowGame EVER!
This game is TOTALLY DESIGNED for devices powerful enough to beyond completely serve as a fully functional "JadeJohnson TALE console™" ¡ONLY! If you try to run it on a machine powered by anything less powerful than an i5 chip (MINIMUM TALE CONVERSION REQUIREMENT), AND OR WITHOUT using WINDOWS TEN, you JUST MIGHT NEVER be able to use your computer EVER aGAIN!
Commentators:
Mary Cullman
(James Johnson [JadeJohnson])
Gary Howard
(James Johnson [JadeJohnson])
Supported Control Options:
Mouse Control
PC Gaming Remote Control
Touch Control
Voice Control
Intended Platforms:
Microsoft® Windows™ PC
"JadeEfinition™" 16384 Bit Console
"JadeReam™" 8192 Bit Console
"JadeJohnson TALE™ XG" 4096 Bit Console
(Pre Rebrand) "JayDee TALE" 2048 Bit Console
(The Ill Fated) JayDee Hui U 1024 Bit Console
JayDee Hui 512 Bit Console
JayDee West 256 Bit Console
Matara GyWorks 64 Bit Console
Matara GyPlay 32 Bit Console
New Age 32 Bit Console
JadeEstiny Mirai 32 Bit Console
iKuma Delhi 16 Bit Console
iKuma Patel 16 Bit Console
iKuma Camel 16 Bit Console
iKuma SARI 16 Bit Console
MultiPlayer:
Yes (Optional)
Customization:
Import Miis from any Nintendo 3DS or 2DS system, no matter what the region!
Set a certain Mii's turn to start if the previous throw received a certain score!
Import custom character models, animations, maps, camera motion data, lighting data, screen filters, shaders, textures, substances, balls, pins, and lane colours for limitless personalization!
Create your own 3D content to import directly into the game with "Video To GIF - GIF Viewer", free from the Windows Store!
Share Across Devices:
Yes (Optional)
Please enjoy!