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There once was a critter named Poe
The most manipulative of all the critters you know
He's psychotic and he's wise
So don't believe the lies
He didn't help people like they say.
But any way.......
His poetry baffled all those who read it
All other poets already concede it
He may be dense mother fucker and kind it's true
But he would never act that way to YOU.
Soooooo
If you could find it in your heart
To stalk Poe for his art
Instead of loving him for his ways
We can all go about killing for all of our days.
(thumbs up)
Wtf Did I Made Guys Look
Dear Angelina,
I just wanted to say thanks bitch for giving me that awesome lap dance and helping me through getting raped. Your kind words will never fail me: 'a lap dance is a amazing thing.' Those were such amazing, wonderful words and they will stick with me for all of time. Well that, plus, it was just really great to get that lap dance.
cya later sexy bitch,
Kristian
Dear poopy,
Because you are a poopy poopy,I am ending my poopy poopy term as your poopy and poopy poopy because you don't thank me when I poopy and you only pay me poopy poopy to do it! The fact that you look like a rabid poopy, and smell like a rotten poopy doesn't help either!
poopy,
-poopy
What the heck did I just write???
So i made a story,a part of it goes like this:
He's dumb and he's wise
So don't believe the lies
He didn't fuck my mom like they say.
hey. am i allowed to upload this to another site for no profit?
Make a Story
This is my attempt at the Mad Lib type games, with 13 stories for now and more to come! And not only that, you can even submit your own stories and see them in the game, with your name as author and in the credits as a story writer!
Make a Story uses fun prompts for words, such as "D&D style treasure", "favorite food" or "goofy verb, present tense" instead of the bland "verb", "noun" etc. And it all takes place in the critter classroom library, the first locale shown for the Critterverse!
To play, simply click "Enter the Library", where you can select your book and get a description of it. Use the arrows to peruse the shelves, and click the color-coded panels at the top to narrow it by type (also useful to see what kind of story each is on the shelves!). Once you've selected your book, simply enter your word or phrase and hit the arrow to the right to flip to the next page. Don't know what you want to enter? Hit the RANDOMIZER button to get different suggestions, or simply hit the button and the arrow to move on! The page counter at the bottom right will show you how many there are to enter, and stories range from about 5-20, depending on the story itself. Once you're done, take a look at your story!
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