MARKIPLIER MAN

This game was inspired by a comment in one of Mark's videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u__OqWE2MaE&index=159&list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBSFOFhTC5wt75P2BES0rAo

WARNING CONTAINS LOUD NOISES!

THE RITUAL

1. Get 6 mustaches and dye them pink

2. Get 6 tiny boxes

3. Get a friend named Wade because it will draw more attention from him as he hates people named Wade

4. Draw a circle , place 6 mustaches on the outlines and 6 tiny boxes with them

5. Take off your pants ( This is the most important part without it the ritual will not work )

6. Turn off your lights and shout : " I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS " 3 times

You will hear a " POOF " in the distance.....You have now summoned The Markiplier Man..if you see him run or he will stab you in the butt till you die...the only way to make him go away is to sacrifice Wade...if you do that you will hear " Fuck you Wade" and then Markiplier Man would be gone.
An alternative way to make The Markiplier Man go away is that if you see him then give him 4 sacks of potatoes then he will say " I GOT POTATOES FOR HOME COUNTRY...NOW I MAKE HOME COUNTRY PROUD " and then he will fade away in the darkness.