Five Nights at Memington's

Heyheyhey there ya filthy piece of trash! And welcome to the land of dank memes, and dead memes! Edgy right? Anywho, welcome to Memington's Trend Emporium; a place to leave your millennial brats for the day, so that they can have some fun while you hit up our complimentary bar.

Currently, we're looking for a nightguard to work monitors, make sure the place doesn't blow an overnight fuse, and perform maintenance on our animatronic characters!

Every night you will be required to work 6 hours, from 12am to 6am, and on Saturday you will work 24 hours, from 8am to 8am.

Take note that when my partner in robotics designed the animatronic characters, they unfortunately came down with an unremovable virus. Now they become sentient at night, and thanks to their ability to sense heat signals within the boundaries of the building, they will most likely think you're an intruder. To make things worse, they have access to a criminal database. So thanks to your one account of shoplifting an eggplant from U-Mart, you're in double the danger.

So, you got all this? Great! I'll leave you to it I guess. See you soon, my guy.

~Larry P. Memington

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