Trophies

the fuck is this shit?
obtained the "how to get bitches" book.
doesn't seem like anyone uses it or anything. its just there.
pretty useless if you ask me.

built different
beaten mortstick.
seriously. how is he so THIN?

Helping a cat in need
Help realsie find her kliggys. Wait, how did she lose them to begin with?

delayed party
get a game over.
just git gud smh-

identity timer
log in to your gamejolt account.
now you can grind your trophies!

mortal
beat immortal.
talk about false advertising.

self-insert
unlock tubbis.
wait. didn't he make this game? why is he here?
more importantly, if hes here.. nevermind.

huh? their advanced now? man..
kill an advanced pilleye. fuck them i guess lmao

what are you without your abilities?
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glitchy judgement
beat red glitch. fucking sans rip off. at least he looks decently cool.

false prophet
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man! no one got time for that!
beat mortimer RPG with only mortimer in your party.
you really just do not want teammates do you?

supertimer
get any mortimer RPG ending in less than 5 minutes.
talk about flexing your skills, tryhard!

death of a god
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