Trophies
This is One Week With Chad
Die.
Boo!
It's impolite to stare, you know.
Again?
Meet an old friend.
I can still hear him sometimes...
Survive an encounter with the Avi Apparition. This doesn't unlock a new suit or anything, sorry.
oh no
Travel through a toilet.
Encounters Of The Wacky Kind
Encounter Vala.
YEAH! YOU WANT "THIS ACHIEVEMENT," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU GET IT!
Close an ad within two seconds of it appearing.
Near Lawnmower Experience
Cut it really close with Zhad.
Our Whole Universe Was In a Hot Dense State
Get stalked.
"If I were to put you in a meat grinder..."
Unleash Jerma's special move.
Jasiimaxxing
Max out your wickle clicking potential.
100% Sustainably Sourced
You take a sip from your trusty Shower Factory canteen...
Normal Activity
Have a ghost sighting at Chad's Shower Factory.
Loathsome Beasts and Where to Find Them
Learn something new in the Beastiary.
Everything That Seems Like Fun
Enable a FUN modifier!
Avid Reader
Read a log.
Boundary Break
Go somewhere you're not supposed to be.
LOST AND FOUND #1
When at a crossroads, seek the one who discriminates.
LOST AND FOUND #2
Feeling lost? Take a few steps back and reconsider.
LOST AND FOUND #3
Wanting to do something other than clicking? Hold that thought...
LOST AND FOUND #4
Look for a needle in a haystack and you'll find what you're seeking.
LOST AND FOUND #5
Real funny.
Containment Breach
Finish the first shift.
Observation Duty
Finish the second shift.
All Quotas Met
Finish the third shift.
Ain't It Nice To Be Underground
Finish the fourth shift.
Do You Want To Hear A Joke?
Complete the Fishing Minigame.
Esoteric Psycho Roleplay
Complete Jermapon.
Click The Wick
Complete Wickle Clicker™.
Graduation Ceremony
Complete Avi Quest.
Sixteen Bits of Avalon Tension
Complete Basic Education with Nugget.
Employee of the Moment
Earn a bit of overtime. See you next week!
Because of Woke
Get arrested.
The True Endgame
Collect all the office decorations.
Loremaster
Collect all of the logs.
Baja Blast(ed)
Finish your first week at Chad's Shower Factory. Congratulations!
Proper Etiquette
Finish Monday without letting Kel's patience drop below 200.
Silent Correct Buzzer
Finish Tuesday without getting a single strike.
Please Be Quiet
Finish Wednesday without letting Man Face move a single time.
Buy A Bra
Upgrade your fishing rod's quality to 50.
Sparkle On!
Achieve a 25x Combo in Jermapon.
Number One Wickle Superfan
Amass a balance of 100,000,000 Wickles.
You Only Have One Shot
Obtain an ancient relic of immense power.
Kel-amity
Survive and recover the key in Monday (Extreme).
Super Ghostbusters
Survive and recover the key in Tuesday (Extreme).
Helldive
Survive and recover the key in Wednesday (Extreme).
Ultimate Chad Night
Survive and recover the key in Friday (Extreme).
Shower Tower
Earn a P rank.
MOONDOWN
See it through to the end.
GRUDGE MATCH
Third time's the charm?