PINOLINO ADVENTURE: LEGACY EDITION

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ALSO IMPORTANT: I did not create the pinolino adventure IP, the PINOTEAM did, give them the credits for this idea, however, they are also the reason i can't use any sprites from the original mod (even though the original mod WAS ALSO taking sprites from other games, for example basically all of Mario's sprites), so thanks for that, hypocritical dicks!

LEGACY

DEFINITION

"The long-lasting impact of particular events, actions, etc. that took place in the past, or of a person’s life"

as we all know, pinolino adventure had quite an effect on the pizza tower modding community, as it go so popular it spawned its own genre, PINOSLOP

pinoslop has gone on to be a quite plentiful genre in the pizza tower modding community, all this time and effort began because of a very certain pizza tower mod

So, why not celebrate the grandfather of so many mods?

pinolino adventure: legacy edition is based off of the old version of pinolino adventure while offering a fans unique spin on it in some areas (well honestly, half), and it aims to recapture that feeling where everything was really low quality for the sake of satire, instead of today where pinolino regarged exists (well, EXISTED) and opts for better quality

• NOTE: THIS DOES HAVE SOME DIFFERENCES FROM THE ORIGINAL PINOLINO ADVENTURE, SPECIFICALLY THE JULY 5TH BUILD, WHICH THIS REMAKE IS BASED ON, I LITERALLY JUST MENTIONED IT BUT IM ONLY MENTIONING IT AGAIN IN CASE YOUR STUPID

  #Mod #Pizzatower #Pinolino #Pinoslop

oh, and I don't care that pinoslop is so overdone, I'm still making it

(plus, I didn't make absolutely ALL the art here, so creds to those original artists)

MEET THE TEAM:

An incredibly bizarre, strange, but ultimately tragic figure, PINOLINO (full name: PINOLINO GARGING JOJSON) is the titular character and main protagonist of PINOLINOS GREAT GRAND ADVENTURE IN THE TOWER: LEGACY EDITION, he was born in the "VALLEY OF THE GREGOGINS", a beautiful natural utopia filled with color and life when he was just a baby...

...however, one of THE CRUM'S HENCHMEN, THE FEF, murdered his parents (father: BOB PINISGOD "PINIS GOD" JOJSON, mother: GREGA MISTRAL JOJSON, BIRTH NAME: GREGA MISTRAL CORCK), everyone in the VALLEY OF THE GREGOGINS...

...AND DESTROYED HIS ENTIRE PLANET!!!

leaving him grieving and alone as the sole survivor, in a terrifying new existence, one not so innocent, one lacking any love or company, PINOLINO was terrified...but...guess what...he pushed through, his sheer perseverance, determination, and resilience allowed him to make it to adulthood...he started up a restaurant known as "PINOLINO'S PIZZ"

but even after he became perfectly fine on his own...sometimes he still feels sad about his parents, his friends, and his home...

however, when the lives of everyone is put at extreme risk because of THE CRUM...PINOLINO takes the challenge to save it all...

will our great, grand, glorious hero save the day? or will he too fall to the powers of THE CRUM, THE TOWER, and THE HENCHMEN?

now onto PINOLINO'S best buddy(s)...

ALFONSO (full name: ALFONSO JORDAN DOLITTLE, PARENTS: father: BARRY RAN DOLITTLE, mother: ELISA GRIEN DOLITTLE (BIRTH NAME: ELISA GRIEN COREADLA) is a friend of PINOLINO, he is the first employed worker at PINOLINO'S PIZZ

he is a "fun loving individual" who has married a PIXIE EMPRESS (actual name: DARGON NERRY DOLITTLE) and said PIXIE EMPRESS will help you in one of the levels (because ALFONSO asked her to)

so yeah, he has an actual life unlike you fuckers reading this

also, some of you familiar with STAR VS. THE FORCES OF EVIL might know that PIXIES tend to eat humans, yes, THE PIXIE EMPRESS has indeed eaten ALFONSO...except she only ate his pelvis area...and didn't even eat it she only sucked it if you know what I mean...hell you could even say SHE hATEs HIStory clASS

anyway, back on track, he decided to join PINOLINO in his quest to stop THE CRUM and THE TOWER...however, he couldn't help PINOLINO at first because he was busy...busy with dealing with a citizen of the tower who kept trying to violently attack him, a citizen known simply as FERGUSON

you see, FERGUSON (full name: FERGUSON PAULINO O'DURGUSON, PARENTS: father: TINPY BUJUC O'DURGUSON, mother: POLLAA MARGARET O'DURGUSON (BIRTH NAME: POLLAA MARGARET PEEADSS) was an old friend of ALFONSO

their friendship ended when THE CRUM absorbed both ECHO CREEK and MEWNI (plus the others) into THE TOWER (he did it for a higher civilian count, hence why he didn't kill them like usual), ALFONSO was the SOLE escapee of the incident

so, he joined PINOLINO'S PIZZ to get a paycheck to live on his own, "the pay is decent" he says, "so is the work environment"

FERGUSON however, struggled to adapt living in the tower

and THE CRUM'S constant brainwashing to all ECHO CREEK and MEWNIAN citizens to destroy all intruders eventually took over

...hence why he kept trying to attack ALFONSO, however, after an emotional conversation, FERGUSON snapped back to his senses, and after so long, they finally reunited

FERGUSON (full name: FERGUSON OSCAR O'DURGUSON) is a dude who is always looking out for girls and can speak Spanish, he is the mascot of ECHO CREEK ACADAMY'S AWESOME OPPOSUMS FOOTBALL TEAM

FERGUSON joins ALFONSO and PINOLINO in their great grand adventure to stop THE CRUM, they also definitely did not commit genocide on the MARIO population so they could take MARIO'S place

they are two individuals, BUT FIGHT LIKE ONE.

oh, and uhhh also he and the PIXIE EMPRESS have children, and they look as horrific as you can imagine

anyway, onto our heroes FIRST FOE...

A tall, stupid, but strong dude, DANT (full name: DANT MARIOUS ADAMIK) is the first of THE CRUM'S HENCHMEN (a group of some of THE TOWER'S strongest warrior's), he was born to POLISH origins in the ŚWIĘTOKRZYSKIE MOUNTAINS

the ADAMIKS were a great and numerous tribe/family, he had 4 brothers and 5 sisters, with their names being SYZMON BARTOSZ ADAMIK, RYSZARD BOHDAN ADAMIK, LUDWIK FABIAN ADAMIK, BRUNO OLAF ADAMIK, PAULINA IWONA ADAMIK, NATALIA ANETA ADAMIK, LIDIA DOMINIKA ADAMIK, ADRIANA BLANKA ADAMIK, and lastly, LILIANNA AGATA ADAMIK, their parents were named LUCJAN CYPRIAN ADAMIK (BIRTH NAME: LUCJAN CYPRIAN IGOR, yes, this is one of those rare cases where the husband took the wife's last name, not the other way around) and DARIA GENOWEFA ADAMIK, on top of that their mother was ALSO pregnant at the time with twins

when young, DANT learned about working out to get muscle, and he fell in love with it

he still even regularly works out to this day! but back then he was a REAL gym junkie, he spent 9 HOURS A DAY at the gym, NINE.FUCKING.HOURS, and he ALWAYS put the equipment on max difficulty, so yeah that explains why he is so damn strong

something also worth noting about him and his family is that its tradition for an ADAMIK to get their own hat with its own color and letter for the start of their name once they reach the ripe old age of 20, it has been family tradition for the many millennia they have been around

however, something happened before DANT turned 20 for that to not happen, he joined when THE CRUM destroyed his home omniverse, THE CRUM saw a lot of strength and potential in DANT

of course, DANT was the sole survivor, he was the strongest in his family, he was destined to come out on top

DANT agreed-but not because he wanted to, it's because if he didn't, THE CRUM would've just straight up KILLED HIM ON THE SPOT

over the many, many, many, MANY years at THE TOWER, he has grown to slowly resent THE CRUM even further for his many atrocities...and has been plunged into a deep, deep, depression, the only reason you can even win in his fight against him is because he is intentionally holding back, he wants someone to defeat THE CRUM so he can finally be free, but he can't just let you win or else THE CRUM will just slaughter and replace him, he still really misses his home and those he loved

since then, he has taken a job as a polish crypto scammer in the tower alongside the working out...

however, dont forget that DANT is only our heroes FIRST FOE, and there are MORE...onto the next in line

THE BIG CHUD is the second of THE CRUM'S HENCHMEN (actual name: JEREMY POU GLOPPY) is an AMERICAN born blue slime, he was raised quite violently by his parents (father: RABID WIEFBEETER GLOPPY, mother: VIOLENTE HASBUNDBEATAER GLOPPY), being abused and taught around GUNS

as an AMERICAN that kind of treatment is just tradition

he was also taught to absolutely DESPISE LIBERALS for some reason

however, all the constant abuse and neglect from his parents cause his self-esteem to plummet, desperate, he was walking by the streets when one day...

in a store window, he saw it

A MAGENTA HAT SAYING "COOL" AND A PAIR OF GLASSES WITH A SAUSAGE GUN AND A CIGAR PACK!

this...THIS IS WHERE HIS CURRENT LOOK WAS BORN!

and not only that...but it's where his current identity, THE BIG CHUD was born!

he lived in NEW ORLEANS, a place heavily filled with gun defenses and people trained with guns along with foods made of guns and movies that contain guns every atom there is actually a microscopic gun (yes, this means JEREMY is actually just a bunch of gun particles) and everyone there greets each with gunfire-you get it

with his newfound power and motivation, JEREMY exacted revenge on the entire city

ESPECIALLY his parents, he made their deaths as dragged out and agonizing as possible as revenge for irreparably damaging his life, he literally IMPALED them with HOOKS and then BURNED THEM ALIVE!

the people of the city fought back as valiantly as they could with their guns...but it was no challenge, JEREMY'S...no, BIG CHUDS gun was just far too strong, after it was all over, THE CRUM saw how insanely skilled he was at gunplay, and he was offered a position in THE CRUMS TOWER, he accepted, and slowly but surely, he climbed up the ranks until he joined THE CRUM'S HENCHMEN, at this point, he wasn't JEREMY POU GLOPPY anymore, at this point THE BIG CHUD had completely taken over, however...despite his seemingly irredeemable nature...there is...some part of him deep, deep, deep down that feels...almost a little regretful about killing everyone in NEW ORLEANS, and that tiny bit of guilt manifested into a ghost, a ghost that has been haunting THE BIG CHUD for a while now, the ghost is named THE CRYING MONKEY, however despite its existent purely to judge THE BIG CHUD for his mistakes, he does make an appearance in THE BIG CHUD'S boss fight as an enemy...

oh, how tragic THE FEF'S (actual name: ROBERTSKY FRANK JUNA) backstory is...he lived such a normal life (apart from his unusually stretchy mouth, which due its naturally round nature which ISNT shown in the picture, is great for sucking on things, yes he uses this good suction to suck onto wee wee and titties for milk)...such a normal childhood...such a supportive family...such a lovely school...until one certain day...you see...one day ROBERTSKY was at school, when he saw a new kid, a new loner, a new shy boy, a kid named "SUSAN SHELBOURNE", ROBERTSKY decided to help him and hang out with him...the two developed an incredibly close friendship...until MEY ORR SHELBOURNE awakened something within him just like how ROBERTSKY awakened something within SUSAN SHELBROUNE, ROBERTSKY discovered he identifies as a gay man, the two shared their first kiss...but the people around their lives were not say happy about their new identifies, they were EXTREMELY homophobic, this made the two very sad, they ran away somewhere...and did something BAD...you see, ROBERTSKY learned somewhere about THE CRUM, and a VERY special ritual summoning dance (that totally did not involve gay sex I swear), they summoned THE CRUM, and they asked of him to destroy their home town (GOGGITY FALLS) to get back at all the homophobes...THE CRUM did just that...but unknowingly, in asking THE CRUM to do that...they unknowingly sold to him THEIR RIGHTS, they were binded to live in THE TOWER for all of eternity, however, ROBERTSKY'S sheer rage from everything caused him to be a super powerful warrior, even his dreamed marriage with his lovely boyfriend didn't make him any happier, he eventually joined THE CRUM'S HENCHMEN, and his first task was to destroy a little place known as "VALLEY OF THE GREGOGINS", AKA THE VERY HOME PLACE OF YOUNG PINOLINO, at that point, ROBERTSKY FRANK JUNA he was no longer!, now he was...THE FEF! THE FEF later went onto become a massive movie star in THE TOWER, but what about his happily married bisexual husband, SUSAN SHELBOURNE, well, we were just about to get to him! so here is...

MAYOR SHELBOURNE (real name as you partially saw earlier: SUSAN MEY-ORR SHELBOURNE) first moved to the small town of GOGGITY FALLS after his father, HECTOR GRUG SHELBROURNE lost the election in the previous town, he also came with his sister, MISSY GREAGY SHELBOURNE, he didn't like his family, they never supported him, neither did anyone at school, nobody except a boy named ROBERTSKY, who helped him throughout these hard times and eventually became his bisexual awakening, as you already know, he is responsible for the death of his family, as he alongside ROBERTSKY summoned THE CRUM to destroy GOGGITY FALLS, they lose their rights, they get stuck in THE TOWER for eternity, you know that already, HOWEVER, after that, learning from his father, tried to run for mayor in one of the sectors...AND HE WON, he is the mayor of the DUSTY DUNES DESERT OF DOOM DISTRICT, he is very rich alongside his husband, two popular figures in THE TOWER, truly a match made in heaven, pretty weird I gave this much attention to a character who only appears in the game for like 3 seconds huh? (plus, he is also the 2nd cousin of OBESITIE)

lots of weird things revolve around THE RER (real name: nobody knows), the only thing we know about them is that they are a PHANTOM, a manifestation of THE FEF'S mistakes, he was born purely out of the guilt from THE FEF'S mind, he is not a being of consciousness, there is no consciousness inside THE RER (representing how THE FEF was being extremely delusional back when he was making the deal and when he was only ROBERTSKY), he is purely a ghostly manifestation of all the horror and tears THE FEF (and by extension MAYOR SHELBOURNE) caused with their deal of THE CRUM and how extremely strange it was of them to do that (hence his inverted look that is crying), no matter how many times THE FEF or MAYOR SHELBOURNE defeat him in battle, HE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT THEM.

LITTLE PINO (real name: NOSJOJ GNIGRAG ONILONIP) is very similar to THE RER, in the sense that they are both manifestations of the memories of the past of an individual, in this case, LITTLE PINO is the manifestation of PINOLINO'S trauma, with the destruction of his home, the violent murder of all his loved ones, however, there is a VERY specific reason as to why he looks the way he does and why he is called "LITTLE PINO", you see, before THE FEF'S attack on "VALLEY OF THE GREGOGINS", PINOLINO'S mother was PREGNANT with a little brother...before the baby tragically died in as PINOLINO'S mother died in the attack, LITTLE PINO is quite literally THE EMBODIMENT OF PINOLINO'S BROTHER HE NEVER GOT, why do you THINK he is called "LITTLE PINO"? and why do you think he is portrayed in such bizarre, gory ways? it's to represent the brutal slaughter that took place in VALLEY OF THE GREGOGINS, he looks so much like PINOLINO because that's what PINOLINO in his head always imagined what his little brother would've looked like, unlike THE RER he does actually have a consciousness, he is the owner of a brewery, his favorite drink is ROYAL CROWN COLA, something that PINOLINO is quite literally allergic too, now, moving on...

PILLAR GOG (real name: GOG THE PILLAR 3000) he was once a normal citizen in the "GROGGILILY" supercluster...he is a member of the "PILLARIOUS" species, and quite literally the 2nd last surviving member, cause THE CRUM and his army destroyed it in the destruction of the Y-631223-YTADWADSADW-24143562-FFDS-4453 omniverse, PILLAR GOG is one of 2 survivors, not because he avoided conflict, but because he's so tough he actually TANKED it all, so THE CRUM saw this and realized he could make for great defenses, so he cloned PILLAR GOG and put the clones in each level of THE TOWER for added integrity, the original one is rumored to be at the very top of THE TOWER in a secret room, it's also said this is not his true form, but there MIGHT be a certain wait to get him to return to his original form...now onto the only other survivor and his brother:

GREG (real name: GREGORY THE BRICK 1000) is the only other survivor of the PILLARIOUS genocide and the brother of PILLAR GOG, he and his brother lived a generally happy childhood, until well...you know, however, he surrendered, and begged for mercy...the only way to obtain mercy from THE CRUM? be employed by him, though GREG didn't have the strength of the others, so he's been stuck doing janitor work for a LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG TIME, he's pretty much lost all hope, however...he also has the key to all secret rooms in each level that hold a reward...what if you collect them all...?

MR HANDS (real name: INNAPROPIATETOUCHER GROSSINGTON HANDS) is a guy who works at PINOLINO'S PIZZ as the bookkeeper (no, he doesn't keep books, he actually keeps track of the money, that's what a bookkeeper does), he's quite greedy and demands money from PINOLINO, he will force you to pay money to progress even though an unbelievable number of lives are at risk (what a greedy fuck), he also has a tragic backstory, he was out of money after he evacuated his home dimension (from THE CRUM), the "CASH MONEY" dimension, and was on the streets, until he found an employment flyer for "PINOLINO'S PIZZ" in need of a bookkeeper, and he got it instantly, for the longest time it was just him, PINOLINO, and ALFONSO...plus the other workers but they're not important, until the time called for it and all 3 embarked on the journey into THE TOWER.

AT LONG LAST, WE REACH THE BIG BAD, THE CRUM (real name: lost to time)...

you probably won't know this, but THE CRUM wasn't always such an insane tyrant, in fact, much like his victims, much like the tragic backstories HE caused for THEM, he has his own tragic backstory....he's not so different from them after all...it all started many googolplexians ago...he lived an incredible, rich life...until one fateful night as an infant...his parents...WERE MURDERED, BY AN UNKNOWN PERPETRATOR, it caused him to spiral down a dark, DARK path, he rose to power by becoming the god to many (as shown on the symbol on some special doors you will see in game), he then used that power to get super strong and MURDER UNTOLD AMOUNTS OF VICTIMS, MOST OF WHICH WERE COMPLETELY INNOCENT, he did this in hopes one of them would be the one who killed his parents...we still don't know if he ever actually DID...but all we know, is that it made him discover something about himself...something cruel...he is sadistic...he is ADDICTED to torturing and killing others purely for the kick of their terrified emotions, to this day he has annihilated GOOGOLPLEXIANS UPON GOOGOLPLEXIANS UPON GOOGOLPLEXIANS UPON GOOGOLPLEXIANS (repeat that cycle some googolplexian times) OF OMNIVERSES, which give him the highest kill count in fiction...but what also makes him the most EVIL...is the fact that he stores the corpses of his victims in THE TOWER, and traps their SOULS inside a facility in the tower...WHERE THEY ARE STUCK IN A STATE OF CONSTANT ETERNAL TORMENT AND AGONY THAT ONLY MULTIPLIES BY A GOOGOLPLEXIAN EVERY SUBNANOSECOND, NOT EVEN THE END OF TIME OR EXISTENCE WILL SAVE THEM OR STOP THE CRUM...WHAT THE FUCK

but now...his current plan...its insanely fucked even for him...

his current plan...

IS TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING ALLSPHERE (plus everything else outside of the allsphere which you can find here), KILLING EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE AND SENDING THEM TO HIS CHAMBER OF ETERNAL TORMENT.

every universe, every multiverse, every megaverse, every hyperverse, every omniverse, every wish, every hope, every dream, every future, every timeline...all vanquished...

everyone's hearts are beating as one...you must STOP THE CRUM

every being who has come to stop THE CRUM in THE TOWER, HAS DIED

not even the end of time or eternity will stop him or free the souls...and yet, there is a very peculiar rumor around THE CRUM...

it is often theorized there is a being who resides inside THE CRUM...one even more evil than he is, it is rumored that this being in question is THE ONE WHO ORIGINALLY KILLED THE CRUM'S PARENTS, making an evil figure in a tragic backstory breed another evil figure who would cause even more tragic backstories...some say THE CRUM originally DID kill him, but in a similar vein to LITTLE PINO and THE RER, he is the manifestation of memories, however its theorized he isn't a manifestation, but a straight up REVIVAL because of how strong THE CRUM'S hatred for him is, no one will really know unless someone bests THE CRUM in battle...

THIS MOD IS (PARTIALLY) DEDICATED TO ALL THE FALLEN PINOSLOPS

with the news of regarged's second cancellation, I feel as though I shall continue this mod to avenge it

its inhabitants...when a pinoslop gets cancelled all the inhabitants are sent to a dark, dark, abyss, always falling, always alone, they scream, and scream, and scream for help, help from their saviors, their creators...but their saviors have moved on, their saviors won't hear their screams

eventually, they scream even louder, their bodies can't handle the constant screaming and start to rot, the only thing fueling them at this point is insanity fueled agony, and yet, their saviors likely won't come

it's also worth noting when a fan redoes the mod and it's not official at all, those won't save the characters in the abyss who belonged to the original pinoslop, it will only create copies of them

eventually, their saviors will pass away in real life, their only chance of mercy from this hell, their only chance of happiness once again, their only chance to be free...is gone

but they don't know that, none of them will, they never will. they continue to scream louder and harder as their bodies decay more and more, eventually all their senses completely decay and are gone, but they still keep screaming for help, screaming into nothing

they will be stuck in this hell...for all eternity

regarged's inhabitants aren't even the only ones who have to deal with this...every single inhabitant from every cancelled pinoslop will have to suffer through eternal agony and pointless pleas for a savior that will never help them

some saviors have moved on, some saviors are already dead, very few will have their pleas be heard by their saviors, and even fewer will have their mods finished, most who are saved initially will be cancelled once again and sent back to the void of eternal suffering

this mod is made in memory and respect for all the fallen pinoslops and their inhabitants who have been unfairly sentenced to eternal darkness

I won't cancel this mod, cause if I did I would be:

A: dishonoring the fallen and the suffering

B: also make my mod one of the fallen and damn its inhabitants to the suffering

I shall avenge all the fallen pinoslops that died

pinoslops that died...only trying to be funny