Trophies

The First Death
In the Tutorial, Press the button (Press the big red button)

an easy way out
In or after the Tutorial, shoot yourself.

well what did that give you?
In or after the Tutorial, jump off the cliff.

this really makes you realize how specific some of these deaths will be.
In the Tutorial, let the enemy kill you.

Yes, this can happen
beat yourself to death.

FATALITY
Stab yourself repeatedly.

ouch..
Break your neck

exactly, these are very specific.
Stab Yourself once and let yourself bleed out

The Pit.
Fall into the void.

EXPLOSION!
Throw a grenade, and blow yourself up.. Idiot.

No wonder there's a pit of water here.
Drown

Like a Chicken!
Decapitate yourself.

PIANO!
Get Crushed

Nose Piercing
Get Pierced

YOWZERS!
Get Cut in Half

yummy in my tummy
Eat a Grenade, and blow yourself up.

2fast2furious
Get run over

the crows
Let the crows peck you in the birdcage.

No wonder there was a pit of lava here.
Stand in the Lava Pit.

STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Burn to death

No Free Refills on Coffee
Cut your hands off and bleed out

Drilled
Drill yourself, with a drill, in the head.

TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!
Drop a Nuke on top of yourself.

Big drop
Jump out of a plane and don't activate your parachute.

The saddest way out..
Hang Yourself (not in real life, please, I know this game is practically about suicide but here's a reminder in the TROPHIES to not do that.)

SPIKED!
get impaled by a spike.

MY SKIN!!!
Dissolve yourself using acid.

Just a little jab to the neck.
Inject yourself with quickie-poison

youch..
Split yourself in half.

buzz buzz
Electrocute yourself

SPLAT
Fall Damage

Whip
Continuously pistol whip yourself to death

Tableto
Beat yourself to death with your death tablet

EW ITS STALE!
Beat yourself to death with bread

Cement in my face
Beat yourself to death with a brick.

thats not how you use that
Beat yourself to death with an assault rifle

BONK
Beat yourself to death with a Frying Pan

Brightened
Beat yourself to death with a Flashlight

BOOM!!
Beat Yourself to death with a metal baseball bat

BOOM!! pt. 2
Beat yourself to death with a wooden baseball bat.

WHIMP!! LMAO!
Get Beat to death by a small enemy

this trophy also can be triggered in the tutorial
Get Beat to death by a regular enemy

HULK SMASH!
Get Beat to death by a Large enemy

AGHH!
Get stabbed by an enemy

how?
Shoot yourself with an arrow

well that was, HEAD SPLITTING!
Split your head in half with an axe.

Get Lasered
Get shot with the laser gun

Washed
turn on the washing machine, then go into it.

Black Hole
Get sucked in by a black hole

OUCH!
Get every one of your limbs ripped off

POV: willy
Get fucking springlocked

Dream on
Get Launched out of a canon, and miss.

"I TELEPORTED BREAD!"
Teleport bread (Basically when you grab bread then throw it into a teleporter/portal, then follow the bread, the bread is big and it eats you.)

Did you teach yourself to fly?
Crash the Plane

SEND IT!
Get every death