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‣ Would You Do It...

... To Save Paul McCartney? ‣

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Ok, so everyone knows and loves Paul McCartney right? So one day, you get an email from Paul McCartney, and he is asking you to help “save him.” He gives you 2 options on how you can help save him. The first option is to take an antique, damp, stained Beatles pillow that he will send in the mail, along with a vintage shampoo bottle. You have to sleep on the pillow and drink chai latte out of the shampoo bottle.

You are not allowed to wash the pillow, or the bottle. And when you’re sleeping, you have to keep your skin in contact with the pillow at all times, meaning you can either sleep on your side with your head on the pillow, or you can sleep on your stomach with your face down on the pillow.

The entire time you’re doing this, you must clear an area on the floor, and be in a google meeting with Paul McCartney so he can make sure you are doing it correctly. He disables the “hang-up” button so it is impossible to leave the call. Paul McCartney will also make you lock all of the doors and windows in the room you are doing this in so no one can come in, and you can’t leave.

Your second option also includes use of the pillow. Paul McCartney will send you the pillow along with a gallon of Dean’s brand milk. You are to filter the milk through the pillow into a glass and drink without throwing up or spilling one atom of it.

During both of these “challenges,” if you were to fall off of the pillow while sleeping, throw up the milk, or if someone were to interrupt your “session,” you’ll see Paul McCartney get mad and throw the iPad, and then proceed to walk off camera.

Paul McCartney will then “break into your room” and drag you away. All of a sudden, you will hear a random whip cracking sound, but you aren’t even being whipped. After he does this, you will instantly disappear. You aren’t dead or anything, you are just somewhere where no one can find you.

After about a week or so, or until Paul McCartney decides to let you go, you will just randomly appear in the room again forgetting about everything that has happened. What’s funny about it is that Paul McCartney doesn’t even actually need to be saved, he’s just making you do these things for his own entertainment.

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Instructions

- Use up/ down arrow keys and the space bar to select in menus

- WASD to Move

- Click on eMail to exit out of it (After it is read)

- Click and Drag items to place them

‣ Other Instructions in game

Ranks: (Not so accurate list)

- A - Perfect Game/ 0 Drinking Milk/ Paul's Mode

- B - Miss I/ 10s or Less Drinking Milk

- C - Miss II or III/ 20s - 30s Drinking Milk

- D - 40s or more Drinking Milk