Shark Week

Spotted the Soviet submarine.

Died by colliding with a mine.

Eaten 10 Tuna Fish.

Witnessed the underwater oil well explosion and subsequent oil spill.

Played Shark Week!!! 7 times.

Saw an Unidentified Submerged Object land on the ocean floor.

Opened a wormhole to another dimension.

You were determined to be a threat to underwater ecosystems. Thus, an elite team of shark hunters were called in.

You ate your human predator, the Sharkbuster. Yum!

Feasted on 300 fish.