Trophies
Bronze
[Pipis] PLAYER
ONLY [Boobs] WITH A [Proficency] LEVEL OF [Low Low Prices] ARE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS [Salami]
Silver
CONGRATUATON! YOU ARE [100%] AVERAGE!!!
MABE, THE [Real Deal] WAS THE [Money] WE MADE ALONG THE
ALONG THE
Gold
LITTLE SPONGE
WOW!!! YOU TRULY ARE [Skilled Profesionals]!!! TAKE A [Gold] ACHEVIMENT! ITS SPAMTON SENTED!
Platinum
A TRUE SALESMAN
WHAT THE [Freshly cooked hams]!?! YOU UNLOCKED THE [Crusty]EST ACHIEVEMENT OF THEM ALL! [Slap] THIS ON YOU'RE RESUME [Bigshot]!