Starbucks: Quest for the Latte

Starbucks: Quest for the Latte is a text based game where you have to fight enemies such as Teenage White Girls, Businessmen, and Hipsters, to get to the end. The building is 100 steps. Yes, it's a very big (and dangerous) Starbucks. But it's the only one around and you're craving a latte, mkay?

You will need Java to run this. And Windows. Sorry Mac users, I'm working on it! This is still a Work in Progress, after all. Speaking of Work in Progress, if you find any bugs, or want to suggest any features, by all means tell me in the comments!

Also, Starbucks, I'm not selling this so you (probably) can't sue me. This is fair use, right?
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