Weird Is Normal ~Delivery~

Johnson is in the middle of a frustrating raid with people that apparently never had played anything other than Tetris before. He needs something with a lot of cheese and and ham: pizza.
But surely the whole raid would fall apart entirely the second he leaves, so how does he get his pizza instead? Maybe he knows someone that may be of help?
But will they help willingly?

Made in four days as part of the NaNoRenO-Game Jam
With music from Kevin McLeod.
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