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Extremely shameful and lazy copy/paste of my mini Twitter review for "Won't You Be My Laser?":
Note: I was not provided with a review copy of this game. These are my personal thoughts, and I do not represent @gamejolt 
's opinion.
Right off the bat, I REALLY enjoyed the music in this game! It ranged from mildly eerie to fast-paced and perfect for the dance floors!
While there is a stigma associated with games that star blocks, I felt like it fit this game and aided precision, which was important.
The goal of the game is simple, but the level design is clever and keeps the experience fresh and interesting.
Some levels are puzzle-based, others test your speed and dexterity, and still others make you scared of getting too close to anything!
The biggest challenge comes with acing every level; finding all collectibles and getting to the goal fast enough to receive five stars.
If you like a solid challenge, "Won't You Be My Laser?" will deliver, and for a modest 99 cents; it's worth every penny!
Great game :)
I LOVE IT!
It's a beautiful day in this laserhood.
A beautiful day for a laser.
Won't you be my laser?
In Won't You Be My Laser, storm your way through 25 varied levels! Radical!
Race to the finish, avoiding sentient dystopian gun turrets that are, quite literally, loose cannons! Way past cool!
Push conveniently-sized crates filled with hovering skateboards, new formulas of your favourite colas and synthetic mullet wigs into the line of sight of those turrets to sneak past undetected! Killer!
Grab the pick-up sticks in each level, because entertainment doesn't get much better than that! Tubular!
And win as speedily as your fluorescent running shoes can take you to beat each star rating and win up to 5 stars in each level, because there's no such thing as 3 star ratings in the 80s - mobile phones, as you all well know, are only for telephoning your home landline and making your pants fall down when you forget your belt! So bad!
It's all there for you in Won't You Be My Laser, the fun, inexpensive little diversion set in the distant year 2000.
So pick up Won't You Be My Laser for just 99 of your American cents today! Or spread the cost - just 55 cents a month for the rest of your life! Send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to Chequered Ink, Notreal Avenue, WY8 1ML and we'll mail you your stack of 32 3.5" floppy disks (5.25" also available - specify in your post) along with your juicy dollar and just $55.95 postage.*
Or buy it off of this weird internet thing that everyone's talking about. I'm not sure what it is, DOS doesn't think "cd internet" is a valid function.
*Incase it needed to be said, don't actually do this!
#puzzle
