"sorry for bumping into you ma'am"
"um actually i identify as a waeponized battle toaster"
"ma'am, are you lost"
"um actually i identify as an apache attack helicopter and you are being heliphobic so i will cancel you on twitter dot com"
"BRING IT ON, BITCH!"
"AAAUMMNUMNUMNUMNUM"
"FOOD BATTLE 2022- wait fuck wrong obsure reference"
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