Mr. no reason: [I was sitting in my home for some reason with the dead wife and the dead dog.]

Markiplier: *knocks on door*

mr. no reason: [goes to door and uses a laser to open the door and it falls] hi

markiplier: hi

Mr.noreason: so uh what are you doing here?

markiplier: to play smash bros

mr.noreason: okay lets go play

markiplier: okay *picks up controller thing or something*

mr. no reason: [picks up one as well] lets go play

markiplier: alr

[they go to tv]

mr. no reason: [plays game]

markiplier: *also plays game*

[we lose for some reason and we dont know why]

mr. no reason: what

markiplier: what, howd we both lose

mr. no reason: idk so what now

markiplier: idk

mr. no reason: idk too

[then someone comes out]

mr. no reason: huh

[shitface] hey mr.noreason, hey person

[shitface goes away and goes out of the window]

markiplier: who tf was that

mr. no reason: shitface

markiplier: oh right, was he the guy who pissed on the teachers?

mr. no reason; I think.

markiplier: oh right

mr. no reason: so wanna play some rawblox?

markiplier: sure man

mr. no reason: whats is your user? oh shit why am i asking 9aewifkhjw9FOLUQwrjhnfgipo

markiplier: were literally friends on rawblox

mr. no reason: oh yeah i did not remember

markiplier: my username is huipegrwhuitrwuiptrw

mr.noreason: i know on how to get free bobux

markiplier: really?

mr. no reason: yes someone showed me this link [shows link] should i click it????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

markiplier; yeah sure

mr. no reason: [clicks link then shows image]

markiplier: the heck is that

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mr.noreason: its my cat

mr.noreason: my WIFE'S cat

markiplier: YOUR WIFEE HAD A CAT?

mr.noreason: SHE TOOK A SHIT AND THE SHIT CAME WITH A CAT

markiplier: OH SHIT

markiplier: LITERALLY

mr.noreason: YEAH

markiplier: SHITTY CAT

mr.noreason: WE NAMED HIM....................................................................

mr.noreason: DIPSHIT

markiplier: perfect name BUT WE NEED TO FOCUX- FOXUS- fuck- FOCUS

mr.noreason: OKAY HOW DO WE GET RID OF DIPSHIT

markiplier: IDK WHeRE IS dipSHIT

[elevator comes up and pulls in couch and we were on the couch]

markiplier: couch

mr.noreason; couch

[elevator doors close and elevator goes down]

markiplier: where are we going

mr.noreason: idk

markiplier: ok

[elevator loses power and it falls down]

markiplier: what the

markiplier: WERE GONNA DIE!?

mr.noreason: no

[elevator falling down was done]

markiplier: oh

[elevator doors open]

markiplier: where are we tho

mr.noreason: lets go out

markiplier: ok

[we go out]

[and we were in some lab]

mr. no reason: what

markiplier: bro were in some science shit

mr.noreason: kinda like UNDERTALE true labs or whatever

markiplier: undertale shit

mr.noreason: you ever played undertale

markiplier: yes

mr. noreason: what route did you take?

markiplier: genocide

mr.noreason: i took neutral and pacifist route

markiplier: cool

mr.noreason: WAIT WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT UNDERTALE WHILE WE ARE IN SOME LAB RIGHT FUCKING NOW

markiplier: I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU REFRENCED THE LAB LOOKIng LIKE UNDERTALE

mr.noreason: YEAH

markiplier: OH ITS DIPSHIT

dipshit: so you guys have came...................................................................................................................................................................

markiplier: ...;....d..gfn.g..

dipshit: YOU GUYS ARE DUMBFUCKS

markiplier: WHY!?>!?!?!?

dipshit: i took the fatass wife and asshole's dead bodys and put in them tubes to bring them BACK TO ALIVE

markiplier: OH FUCK

dipshit: i am so evil ha

markiplier: fuck you dipshit

dipshit: [grabs minigun]

dipshit: say it again or death

markiplier: nevermind

mr.noreason: ass

dipshit: what

dipshit: okay so uh

[dipshit pulls out a cage]

dipshit: get in

markiplier: whyd we get in the cage

dipshit: because

markiplier: ok

[we go in]

dipshit: [closes cage]

dipshit: NOW I'M GONNA PLACE YOU IN TRAPS...............

dipshit: soon after i bring the fatass wife and asshole back alive

dipshit: [goes away]

markiplier: heck whyd we listen to dipshit

mr.noreason: because he is a cute cat

markiplier: true

mr.noreason: i took a picture of him

look at this [shows image]

markiplier: woah he is cute

mr.noreason: yes [puts image away] so how do we get out

markiplier: idk

mr.noreason: wait he forgot to lock the cage

markiplier: oh hes stupid now lol

[opens cage]

markiplier: lets get out of here

mr.noreason: ok lets kill dipshit, but what are these screens?

markiplier: what screens

markiplier: oh

[then something shows up on the screen and it was a note]

markiplier: what is this i cant read

[screen says this]

screen: Note 1: The first day of testing these robots, I wonder on how he will give me my paycheck for this.

markiplier: whar

screen: Note 2: First testing went great, now testing some more...

markiplier: WHAR

screen: Note 3#: These notes will help with this me and I'll archive these.

screen: Note 4#: Second test failed better see on what happened.

screen: Note 5#: The robots is not working right..

markiplier: ....,....d,.vfb ...?

screen: Note#6: OKAY SO SOMETHING SHITTY HAPPENED, THE ROBOTS WERE ALIVE AND I HAVE NO IDEA ON HOW THEY WERE ALIVE AND THEY WERE CHASEING ME AT NIGHT BUT I HID UNTIL 6 AM AND THEY WERE OFF.

markiplier: what the fuck is happening bro

mr.noreason: idk

markiplier: is this fanf or something

screen: Note#7: Okay so I have tested these robots with some stuff and there is something inside...

markiplier: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

screen: Note#9: SHIT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE BULIDING AND THE POWER IS OFF BUT THE BACK POWER IS ON AND I AM MAKING THIS NOTE DURING THE POWER BEING OFF BUT THE BACKUP POWER BEING ON! What the hell is going on?

markiplier: idk you tell me

mr.noreason: these are notes dumbfuck

markiplier: yeah i dont even know what he talking bout

screen: Note#10: SHIT THE 2 ROBOTS WERE ON AND THE FINAL ROBOT WAS ON, THE ROBOT WHO IS A ENDO BUNNY WITH A MASK ON AND THEY WERE TRYING TO ESCAPE THE BULIDING BUT I HAVE SHUT THEM OFF AND IT WORKED!

markiplier: whar

screen: Note#11: This is my last note of the archives and the robots were on but they are being scrapped and being put into a pizza place, the endo bunny with the mask on and was with the 2 others... Whoever is reading this, thank you for finding my notes. Goodbye.

markiplier: fanf

mr.noreason; that was something, okay lets find dipshit

markiplier: okay

[we go and we find his lab and see dipshit with the fatass wife and asshole in there tubes]

markiplier: oh shit its your fatass wife and dog

dipshit: well well well you have found me...

markiplier: oh shit its dipshit

dipshit: and as you can see the fatass wife and asshole are in there tubes

markiplier: deid

dipshit: now i will press this button and they will be alive!

markiplier: heck

mr.noreason: call our hero

markiplier: WHICH ONE

mr.noreason: JUST CALL ANY HERO

markiplier: *CALLS HERO*

...

mr.noreason: OUR HERO WEOFLJQRKFGIOKL;AERKJGNAOPW

markiplier: OMG !!!!!!!!! njkbgfdsnjkegrwhjoipgwrthoior

dipshit: SHIT

markiplier: yoUR DONE NOW DIPSHIT

dipshit: HAHAHAHAHAH [presses button]

markiplier: SHIT

[the tubes kills asshole and fatass wife]

dipshit: now im fucked

markiplier: hahahaha wait first before hero kills you wanna get taco bell

dipshit: yeah sure

mr.noreason: yeah im hungry

markiplier: okay lets go with hero too

mr.noreason: okay

[we go to taco bell and get some tacos]

markiplier: yum

markiplier: yknow dipshit, your not so bad when your not a psycopath

dipshit: yeah i know

mr.noreason: yep

[we eat the tacos]

markiplier: do we still wanna kill dipshit orr

mr.noreason: idk

dipshit: you know what it was just a joke

markiplier: huh

dipshit: those bodys were just fake

markiplier: oh

mr.noreason: ............................................................................................................................................................................................

markiplier: so we did everything for nothin

mr.noreason: so you just wasted our time for this?

dipshit: yes

dipshit: and plus i am now going to kill you at taco bell

markiplier: we have hero

dipshit: shit

dipshit: okay lets go to the lab and let hero kill me there

mr.noreason: okay

[they go back to lab]

dipshit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PLANS HAVE FAILED

dipshit: I WILL STILL KILL YOU GUYS WITH MY EVIL PLANS HAHAHHSIUDAESJKHAJWEOFIKLJARFGM

mr.noreason: hero kill him

markiplier; yeah

dipshit: shit

[hero kills dipshit and dipshit dies]

[hero goes away]

[we go back to my house]

markiplier: well that was fun and chaos

mr.noreason: yep, so you gonna go home?

markiplier: yeah

[the end or something chapter 3 might come maybe]