Draxx Dustun Studios Chronicle #1

Episode One: Zammitt "Zam"

Chapter One: (Unclogging A Baño of Secrets)

(Officially ALL Created on: July 13th, 2025 - November 13th, 2025)

Because the official "Draxx Dustun Studios Chronicles Series" is finally here and about to begin!!!!! First we had the official officially released "Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicles Series" around on July 19th, 2024, then the "Jax Justun Studios Chronicles Series" around on October 23rd, 2024......I think it was........And finally, we have the official #DDSchroniclesSeries here in July of 2025!!!!!! What a massive year gap and wait-ness and patience-ness!!!!! And for now on (if you all are hearing all of this by the way), the official #DDSchroniclesSeries will be all officially going to be all created on separate Google Docs on my end!!!!! (Well, almost all of it I guess......) Because of course, a lot of parody glitches and errors have been HAPPENING most recently here……But anyways, without any further parody attention here, let the official Draxx Dustun Studios Chronicles Series commence!!!! This right here’s none other than the first and official parody mascot that was ever created from Draxx Dustun Studios themselves!!!!!! This is “Glumbro”!!!! Wait a minute???? That doesn’t sound right!!!! This is “Glitterbidjer”!!!! No, that does not sound right either…….What about “Toiletnonsense”?!?!?!?! Yeah!!!! Not even close!!!! Oh, how about “Zam”!!!! Well, that’s close…….Wait a minute people!!!!! Wasn’t it "Zameey"??? Well, maybe it was originally!!!! Maybe it would’ve been “Zamm” as well too!!!! But at long last-ting here……. It’s of course, none other than “Zammitt”!!!!!! Officially and originally created back on May 1st, 1213, by none other than the official DDS HQ creator of herself as “Debbradaey Jonnson”!!!!!! The master mind behind the Draxx Dustun Studios parody facility itself back on October 1st, 1212, a year before Zammitt was created!!!!!

Well, it appears that we’ve finally gotten our hands into the official parody backstories, histories, folklore, and the behind the scenes of all of the official parody mascots, the recalled parody mascots, and the parody cameo mascots of DDS HQ!!!!!!!! And it looks like Zam’s the first one here!!!! Let us look and see what we have here??? Shall we start now???? Each and every one of them Parody Mascots, Recalled Parody Mascots, and Parody Cameo Mascots, like Zammitt have their very own parody details, stories, and personalities!!!!! And that's how all of this makes Draxx Dustun Studios all officially unique inside of their hearts and minds!!! Join us now, here at the official Draxx Dustun Studios Chronicles Series, as we all explore the parody wonders of Zammitt (better known as just Zam for short) and his past, present, and future moments here at the parody facilities of Draxx Dustun Studios!!!! Let's see what this parody-like ARG series has to offer here!!! In three, two, one, GO!!!!!!

Official Links to Where Zammitt "Zam" has Officially First Spotted Upon:

(Official Link #1: https://gamejolt.com/p/2024-dds-parody-character-1-zammitt-created-on-may-1st-2024-vg73mnqh)

(Official Link #2: https://gamejolt.com/p/2024-dds-parody-character-1-zammitt-created-on-may-1st-2024-quf376vq)

After the official opening-ness of Draxx Dustun Studios, the official parody CEO and creator known as “Debbradaey Jonnson” wanted too create something in order to make DDS HQ more stunning and entertainment!!!! Like of course, official mascots!!! Better known as parody mascots!!!!! For a long time now, Debbradaey Jonnson had dreamt of her very first and ever imaginated friend known as “Glumbro”!!!!! A positive toilet-like spoof that can grant wishes for anybody that are friendly and kind with each other!!!!! Glumbro was of course, a toilet, a toilet that had his very own and three separate positive thoughts!!!! The first one being a “Heartful Thought”, a thought based on a friend needing to save others from tough and confusing situations!!!!!! Then the second one’s known as a “Truthful Thought”, a thought based around telling people about their official and ACTUAL true thoughts around their surroundings!!!!!!! And finally, there’s the third one officially known as an “Unbelievable Thought”, an official thought that contains everything that could create everybody to be known as brave heroes!!! Like Glumbro himself!!! However, Glumbro also had his three official and separate negative thoughts!!!!!!! And they’re the opposites like his three positive thoughts!!!! First one being a “Hurtful Thought”, something that has thoughts creating much worse moments during situated events for other people to work around on!!! Like from natural disasters!!!!!! Then the second one’s known as a “Lie Thought”, official LIES that occur all over people’s thoughts that could cause a future butterfly effect around other people’s past, present, and/or future selves!!!! Even from young ages like toddlers, kindergarteners, and of course, teenagers!!!! And yes, adults as well too!!!! And last and certainly not the least, we have the third one known to be as “Dark Thoughts”, it not only means that in a literal dark way, but they’re also known to have bad effects from many things that are dangerous, aggressive, and rude from so many events!!! From accidents, towards incidents, and from many past memories during tragic drama times!!!!

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And again, because of all of that, Glumbro was kept inside of a parody captivity prison cell, and was sitting inside of there ever since he was officially captured from formal military tanks!!! Sadly, none of them had survived from Glumbro’s attacks!!!! And even to this day alone, the official parody causes of Glumbro’s attacks are still unknown!!!! It was known of course, to be an official fluke of some kind of trick, but it was NO trick at all!!! He’d then turned into a bigger version of himself, spraying all FOUR military tanks from his poisonous and cleared toilet water sprays!!!!! Only just four additional tranquilizer darts were only things that made us capture Glumbro!!! And because of his sleep, he was then wrapped up with FIVE fishing nets and was then taped up with lots and lots of duct tape!!! From just NINE duct tape rolls alone!!!!! Thankfully though, after all of that, Glumbro was then left to rest inside of the prison cell!!! And he was sleeping in a four hour long deep coma ever since his capture-ness!!! Few days later though, he would then get an official roommate, which he would then become his official best friend ever since…….All moments within Glumbro’s dark thoughts have still yet to be discovered though!!! But as for me, I have only one official theory here……..This official parody mascot ain’t from around here!!! Including here at Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!

Other Official Links Towards Zam’s Official Parody Contents:

(Official Link to Zam’s Parody Depiction: https://gamejolt.com/p/dds-parody-depiction-1-for-zammitt-created-on-february-12th-95nawfit)

(Official Link to Zam’s Official DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder: https://gamejolt.com/p/2024-dds-parody-character-1-zammitt-created-on-may-1st-2024-ww6vsvny)

(Official Link to Zammitt’s Parody Bio Poster: INCOMING SOON)

So it MAY be possible here that this first parody mascot was actually created from real-life parody god-like ancestors within above the sky limits!!!! And Glumbro was no toilet at all…….Glumbro may be created to look like one, but during his past parody memories, he was actually programed and created to be an unpredictable monster, that could cause literal damages towards environmental creatures, and even humans!!!! All of this stuff could also mean that Glumbro was also known to become a toilet of wisdom as well too here!!!! But again, more future updates will always be created to show off some more of Glumbro’s missing parody gaps of his past moments as a toilet that was NO ordinary toilet!!!!..........Which of course, that happens today!!!!!! Many years had past since Glumbro's first parody-like behaviors and no one here at DDS HQ hasn't gotten any other chances to create and remake some designs and changes onto Glumbro!!!!! Anyways, it was now November 5th, 1403, and Glumbro was renamed as “Glitterbidjer”!!!!! He'd even gotten a few nicknames as well too around that time!!!!! On November 14th, 1403, roughly a few days later (which fourteen wasn't really a few days around that time), Glitterbidjer's official nicknames were known as "Zameey" and both "Zamm" and "Zam"!!!! Both the second and third nicknames for Glitterbidjer at the time were originally made from an official error when his official parody enclosure and all of its parody systems kept on calling him that!!!!!!

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As for the official name to be as Glitterbidjer, well......It was officially given by a most recent DDS HQ parody staff named "Glitter Bidjared", which he would go by the official name as good old "Haeytter Dayoer"!!!!! But we'll be talking about more on that later!!!!! Since during those first parody marketing campaigns, Zamm seem to be having a few minor......Parody setbacks around those moments of time!!!!! I mean, the name Glitterbidjer wasn't all that special and the name was just SUPER DUPER weird!!!!!! Many years later, around on October 14th, 1493, Zamm's officially name would then be changed as “Toiletnonsense”!!!!!! An official name that was officially based on the first parody graphic novel or parody comic book known as "Zammitt's Giant Toiletnonsense"!!!!! Originally made by both Haeytter Dayoer and Debbradaey Jonnson themselves, during a moment as a respectful and positive parody team-up!!!!! However though, the name Toiletnonsense also didn't really fit in as well too for Zam!!!!! Thankfully though, November 12th, 1493, was the day when Zamm officially had gotten his final and official name that we all known it today!!!!!! Which was of course, Zammitt, one of the official names given by none other than "Zammitt Coffvenn", the original DDS HQ creator, modeler, and designer who'd made both Zamm and his best friend X PlumberGuy!!!!!!

More about all of that later!!!!!! So, since then, Zammitt hasn't made any single parody massacres ever since his first appearances since his parody captivities and everything!!!!! But of course, on January 5th, 1697, everything would then change for the better!!!!!! Remembered that we'd said that Zammitt was based on being a positive, respectful, and BRAVE parody person???? Well, he was already even since before his parody captivity-ness.......But of course, years later on Jan. 5th, 1697, all of that changed when Zammitt had escape his parody enclosure once again!!!!!! At a local museum of arts made from the finest people on Earth called the "Museum Arts of Fullest Wonder-ness", after Zammitt had officially beaten up its official manger and head of security at around 9:40 AM in the morning, just a few moments before opening time, Zammitt would then stuff their unconscious bodies inside one whole bag filled with holes of course, and put it right into a dumpster!!!!! Luckily though, at around 10:40 AM, both the manger and head of security of Museum Arts of Fullest Wonder-ness were officially unharmed and were completely alive and well, but they'd both officially suffered with badly and unsafety injuries!!!!! Luckily though, the museum was kept open for business and whatnot, but at what costs though????? It appears that DDS HQ would be the first and ever parody company that had its very first and official parody massacre on their parody hands!!!!!! And this could be the start of a future of many other parody-like incidents, accidents, and massacres during a massive future of all PMs, Recalled PMs, and PCMs alike!!!!! Thankfully though, around those moments of time of course, Zammitt didn't REALLY caused-ed anymore parody massacres ever since his first one!!!!!

The reason why's because of course, it was the first time that Zammitt and all of his friends and everything had done something VERY ILLEGAL!!!!! Well, that was a bit anti-climatic folks!!!!! Luckily though, at least we have all of this to show you all here!!!!! So yeah, turns out that Zammitt's official and original parody behind the scenes and everything had all originally took place on April 14th, 2005, when Zammitt (originally codenamed as "Zameey") was officially given by the hands from Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!!

I know you can't see the image right now (as of the time that I was making this post of course) but Zammitt was originally going to be an elephant that shoots out yellow stuff known as lemonade of course, instead of a toilet that you know......Turns right into a massive gigantic beast of a monstrous toilet!!!!! Which means the #21stHHSparodyMascot known as "Nelephinnt" was originally going to be a toilet for DDS HQ instead of an elephant!!!!!! I mean, it's very strange indeed!!!! Because Chess Greece was known to be as HHS HQ's first parody mascot, not Zammitt or Zameey!!!!!! However though, all of the official and scrapped scripts for those moments of time are officially corrupted or been deleted forever so......There's nothing much else we can say about that!!!!!! So of course, on April 24th, 2005, HHS HQ would then give the rights towards JJS HQ about creating the rest of these parody behind the scenes and stuff for Zammitt!!!!!!

So of course, on December 8th, 2006, roughly a year later, Zammitt's official and second design looks far more different then his original parts here!!!!! If you're seeing the official (and not so very forgotten) #70thJJSparodyMascot known as "Peramyid ZLreadd", then you're in officially in luck!!!!!!! Because this was known as Zammitt's second original parody looks!!!! Far more impressive then his original parody counter parts!!!!!! Zammitt was originally going to be a robotic-like spider that has a head shaped-like yellow pyramid (which it looks far to saw-real like Bill from Gravity Falls) and was known to be as the original main villain right before "Parker Heiste" was originally announced around on December 9th, 2006!!!!!! Yep!!!!! Not only Zammitt was originally going to be the main villain before Flamzer took over, but also known as the original parody boyfriend for Parker Heiste to marry with!!!!!! Which means during the first scripts during those moments of time, Zammitt was known to be one who controls all dragons of JJS HQ and would have a parody girlfriend known as of course, Parker Heiste!!!!!! Those sequences didn't really make the cut for JJS HQ though because of course, all of the scripting and everything kind of sound a bit messy around that time!!!!!!

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It didn't took long for JJS HQ though when they'd officially gotten Zammitt and his third and final original parody design and model, roughly a year later on April 11th, 2007!!!!!! When Zammitt was originally known to be an OC aperture science-like core with robotic arms, hands, fingers, and legs!!!!! Which this would also become known as the final design and model known for as "Meatley", the #81stParodyMascot of Jax Justun Studios, and one of the most long time parody development parody creations that JJS HQ had ever made in a very long time!!!!!!! That means, in the other original scripts for Zammitt, it had said that he was originally going to be known as some sort of aperture corrupted core that becomes the leader of all corrupted children alike!!!!! But sadly though, on November 18th, 2008, another year later, Zammitt was then gifted once again towards known as DDS HQ, the first and oldest parody company that had ever lived!!!!!!

They'd also gifted them, what may been one the last and final looks for Zammitt that we had all officially known him and love today!!!!! Yep!!!!! That was known as the last and final version of Zammitt that JJS HQ had ever came up with!!!!!! A literal talking and moving toilet!!!!!!! DDS HQ was officially pleased that Zammitt was going to be used for their next official and future parody projects!!!!!! However though, it took a very long time though because DDS HQ has been getting lots of distress calls around those moments of time!!!!! Luckily though, on September 1st, 2020, Zammitt and his final scripts were officially been created!!!!! Alongside with his official voice actor known as "Joissey Valloonsaw"!!!!! Sadly though, two of Zammitt's scripts were officially corrupted or been deleted forever, but the last and ACTUAL/FINAL script for Zammitt was the one that DDS HQ has been using ever since then!!!!!!! And of course, at the very end of all episodes/chapters for these kinds of parody web series-es, it is now time for ME (@NanGameJolt23 ) to talk about how I'd officially made these kinds of parody creations in the first place all in real life here!!!!! So, as for me here about Zammitt, well folks, this first and official DDS HQ parody mascot had just came out of nowhere when I'd first introduced him around back in May of 2024!!!!!! Alongside a few others as well too!!!!!

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The way how I imagined and designed Zammitt like this was kind of bizarre actually!!!!!! Because when I'd first made and uploaded Zammitt here on GameJolt for the first time back on the first day of May of 2024, many people in their comments that Zammitt was kind of like that actual talking toilet monster from the captain underpants series!!!!! Like take this user known as @Randomidiot666 for example!!!!! Shout outs to him by the way, he or she literally made an image (or found one online) and what do you know folks!?!?!?!??!! Zammitt looks exactly like that!!!!!! And since then, his first post/upload had completely went viral!!!!! And even during some silence-ness, Zammitt had really become one the most popular parody mascots that I'd ever made!!!!! Also, I don't really make any weird or strange objects that move when you........Well.......You know......But of course, I'd literally had no choice to not only make another officially parody company in them parody timelines, but also creating the next future generations of parody mascots, recalled parody mascots, parody cameo mascots, and even them parody villains as well too!!!!!!

Oh!!! And as for them designs and everything, well again, it was all made on Google Drawings all made from me of course!!!! The chains however though......It was just a random image that I'd randomly found online somewhere!!!!! I mean, come on???? What else would I even used for designing and modeling some chains for a toilet for FLUSHING on down!!!!! Okay then folks, that really didn't came out right........But you all know what I meant from all of that!!!!! Also, for no reason whatsoever here, I'd kind of added a tail for some reason!!!!! No clue why I had to do that but, alrighty then!!!!!

And of course, I'll be ending off the highly requested and first episode/chapter for the official #DDSchroniclesSeries with everything that I'd officially think about how I was......You know......Overall, Zam was just the parody mascots that just came out of complete nowhere and helped me create some more official parody gaps and timelines to create something that's now been the most biggest parody-like accomplishments that I'd ever created here!!!! During them ups and downs of course!!!! Well folks, after almost like five to four in a half months of development, the very first and ever episode/chapter for this highly requested-ed series is FINALLY been completed!!!!! See everybody, I had told you all that due to these outrageous delays and everything, I'd finally gotten the chances to FINALLY given you guys that you had all wanted!!!!! Well folks, today during the times when this post has been released, it's/it was now November 13th, 2025, and looks like the next episode/chapter's going to be about a plunger of some kind......Right???? Well folks, that'll be releasing sometime around after when I get my new OMEN laptop and hopefully transferring all of my hardest parody works everything on there.........Once again folks, thanks again for all of your positive and respectful behaviors, love, and supports for making these parody-like series-es come to life!!!!!! With that now out of them parody pictures, it is time for some more official future updates from not just from DDS HQ, but also the other parody companies as well too!!!!!!! Take care and I'll see you all next time!!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!!!! #SeriesOneOf2024!!!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!! #Zammitt!!!!!! #Zamm!!!!!!! #Zam!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!! #DDSPMnumberOne!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!!!!

-End of The First #DDSChronicleEpisodeChapter!!!!!

(Thanks for Watching the official #DDSHQchronicled episode/chapter about Zammit, better known as Zam for short!!!!! Stay tuned for the next future parody instalment of the Drasx Dustun Studios Chronicles Series!!!! Where all of the Parody Secrets and Histories of the next future Parody Character, Recalled Parody Character, or Parody Cameo Character of Draxx Dustun Studios that'll be officially revealed next in the nearest future!!!! And thank you for all of your positive love and support so far for this entire parody series and everything!!!! None of this wouldn't had happen if it weren't for all of you guys here in this amazing world here......But anyways, see you all next time!!!!! So, that's how they end it like that, right??? Well, I'll see you all later I guess. We'll be back shortly then ever!!!!!)