trigger warnng... this is fucked up..
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hi, I'm Phone Guy, pleasure to meet you
I'd like to leave a few quick words
Freddy's friends can be a bit active
Blah blah blah, that's completely absurd
Bonnie! Freddy! Time to get ready!
Midnight already?
Time to play!
Hey, I heard they hired a new guy
And it's his first day!
I'll try out all the cameras too see what they do
Let's check the animatronics, did one of them just move?
Don't be dumb! That's insane!
Look, they're standing all the same
Except for one, could it be?
Bonnie's staring right at me
Bonnie?
Oops! Sorry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
What's that sound?
It seems to be screaming
Everything's seeming slightly strange
Let's say hi! He seems a bit jumpy
How do these cameras change?
They're heading here just to eat me like juicy flesh-fruit
Or maybe they'll all stuff me inside a Fazbear suit
Seal the doors! Hit the lights!
Hey, new guy! Are you all right?
Stay away! Leave me be!
Don't be scared, it's only me
Maybe we should leave him a note
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no, he sounds like he's in trouble!
Foxy, are you there?
The new guy's trapped inside
They're breaking down the door
He sounds so terrified
Hold on! Foxy's come to get you!
Is that something in the vent?
Why's it smell like blood and mucus?
That's our natural scent! (Hey!)
I need a disguise to hide in! A mask or a head!
Hey Chica, check the kitchen, I think that camera's dead
Don't blink
Don't breathe
Don't move
Please, Foxy, leave
Baby, I love you, baby I, woo,
You're so bad, baby, I love you
Oh, baby I love you
Woo, I love you 'cause you're bad, oh, my...
What's he doing?
Sealing the airvents!
New guy, don't! You need fresh air!
Wow, I'm feeling kinda loopy
At least I don't feel, scared
Oh, no! New guy forgot to wind the music box!
Huh? What the heck do I need a music box for?
To keep the puppet sleeping!
New guy's using too much power!
New guy, open the door! You're gonna blow a fuse!
Keep this thing away from me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Oh, he must be scared of the dark!
Maybe he'll cheer up if we sing him a song!
I wanna go home...
Hi there I'm Freddy!
Wanna come and play?
I think you're special in your own way.
I'd love to sing a song with you,
it's my favorite thing to do
cause I love you through and through.
YOUR SINGING SUCKS!!!
Wow, tough crowd
Its not working, come on guys!
Everybody sing along!!
Come play with Freddy, play the night away!
All Freddy's friends have come here to say,
We'd love to sing a song with you,
it's our favorite thing to do
cause we love you through and through
6 AM!!!!!!!
I hope that explains everything... Thanks...
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(Yes, that was a joke.)
CREDITS
(Dont tell me this is the first time an apology has had credits, you absolute CASUAL!)
ALL OF THE PICTURES ARE FROM GOOGLE I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE FROM
The songs are, obviously, FNaF 1 Night 1 and Freddy's Lullaby from Random Encounters! (love you aj)
@AdritilloAR made the peak fake apology art!
If you make Fake CustomerON Apology Art I will add it to the post lol!
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