Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

Game Teaser

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

This is relevant to my game

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D