Watched The French Dispatch a few days ago.

Good movie! I liked it a lot!

Also, I made this abomination because of it.

I'm actually pretty proud of this one. A few of the ideas I've implemented for this (including this update's name!) have been my plans for months now. Glad to see it all come together.

Hope you enjoy experiencing this as much as I've enjoyed creating it.

I am never playing Enforcer ever again.

The "Balance Update" is canceled. Here's a rough adaptation of the content aspect as compensation.

Not much of a gamechanger, but there's some extra fights here and there if you ever decide to replay this for whatever reason.

The new endings are really more of a "fancy game over" than anything super complicated, but I had the idea and felt like doing it.

Now the questionably enjoyable trial of will that is the Joyed Vega Ending is more consistently questionably enjoyable!

Also I changed my mind on how I wanted to handle Fatty's recruitment on the new route. It's the same method, but it's a bit easier now.

This should be the last of the serious issues with the Vega Route. I'd at least hope it would be, anyways.

I'm not allowed to post this without writing a few words, but there's not really all that much to say.

He's not in it.

I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!