Kid: MOM! Why do we keep going to boring restaurants? I want something good!

Kid Mother: Call down honey, we don't have any restaurants near us that is fun. *Sigh* If only there was a place.

*Curtain opens behind them and they look as Alexfancypants comes out from the curtain*

Alexfancypants: There IS a place and it's around your location called ALEXFANCYPANTS' GAME JOLT HERO BURGER PIZZA PLACE WITH ROBOTS!!!!!! At Alexfancypants' , You can eat delicious pizza with burgers and fries while playing fun arcade games like the latest hits DDLC Tower, Peppino's Peppino's Pizza Pub (Haha PP PP), Family Hog, Super Sonic Bro's, A Literal Porn Game Disguised As A Kid's Game, and many more. The best part is that you can also see me performing with my buds Six Four Two and Mr. Human with other performers at Alexfancypants'. What are you waiting for? Come to Alexfancypants' now!

Announcer: If your asking what happened to Fancy Man with Mr Gold and his Take Fiver's, they went to a retirement home. Stop asking what happened to them. There was no Springlock failure at Fancy Mans Diner.

What, did you expect something bad to happen? You can't let something wholesome happen? ARE YOU ACTIVELY NOT LET SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE HAPPEN!? ARE YOU A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH?! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!