Alr I’m going to go to the bathroom cause it literally feels like...

Sir Weather Woman AKA, DiDe 🌪️📸🚗💨 @D1a-_-Dr3

14 days ago

Alr I’m going to go to the bathroom cause it literally feels like their a fucking baby in my stomach kicking the shit out of my bladder

(Yep, that’s a pregnancy joke, if you STILL don’t know what time it is, you need to understand women better /hj)

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@D1a-_-Dr33

Oh shit

Risk is only 4/5 today but it will be happening all day and all night and severe weather will continue into tomorrow. If you live in these areas, please be weather aware this evening and into tonight!!

@D1a-_-Dr35

How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

@D1a-_-Dr34

A PDS TORNADO TOO?!?

OH FUCK NO

ITS ACTUALLY HUGE NO

@lilithcreature34

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

@D1a-_-Dr32

This was about an hour ago I’m pretty sure, I was not able to upload it when it happened (my phones died)

@lilithcreature14

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

@D1a-_-Dr32

One thing that I’ve not grown up with is being used to severe weather like this. Back where I used to live, me and my family slept through an unwarned tornado that tore apart the gas station near us. It didn’t do any bad damage but it’s enough to scare u