F A X

Here's the thing I'm gonna use for Jacob

Dave is asserting dominance.

Dave in UCN:

I have finally released it.

Edit: I mean I have finally made a new Jacob thing

Everybody gangsta until the 5G tower turns into a badly made man behind the slaughter

Chestboi

"Dave, why are you wearing toast?"

"What do you mean, Phoney?"

"I mean you're wearing toast instead of your badge"

"..."

An updated Legendary tier list (based only on design)

Phone Guy: *Comes into the room*

Old Sport right after blowing up the urinal: