im bacc now

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

Do not let this AI drink the among us potion at 3 am!1!1!1!1111!1

HEY GUYS SQUIDWARD HERE I'M GONNA BE RELEASING MY HIT CLASSIC SONG SOON. I HOPE YOU'RE READY BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT EPIC BANGOR AND EVENTUALLY CALL THAT AIRSTRIKE ON @SomeSIIGFanFurwalker I MEAN (insert bad excuse for calling an airstrike here) /hj

"You fool, you thought that you could just screw my screwed plans against inescapable insanity? Well now you will face ultimate screwed mode. This mod is gonna turn into screwedscapable screwedsanity."

I am the true and honest squidward @cocksquidballsward

First image: how csbw looks like

Second image: how I look like

@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs

PLEASE HELP ME I'M LIVING IN MISERY PLAYING LABYRINTH ZONE ACT 3 PLEASE HELP ME I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS I WANT TO GO TO STAR LIGHT ZONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I'M GOING INSANE PLEASE HELP I'M RETHINKING MY LIFE CHOICES RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP!!!

Squidward - Lil Yachty Cello Lyric

Constructive Criticism is deeply appreciated.