Yo guys it's me the real Squidward. Someone hacked me because my password was 1234567890 but now I have sued Luigi for hacking me and now I am back. What did I miss? Also btw don't fall for this propaganda image, Spongebob is trying to frame me.

I'm gonna be releasing another hood classic soon. It will be the best thing you have ever heard

Hey guys it's me squidward I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how great is our god

Squidward Freestyle

return of christ

We need to solve the @MemeManOfficial lore right now. He has been acting suspicious even though I'm also sus sus sus sus.

I AM NOW IN A COMPETITION WITH @cocksquidballsward FOR THE FUNNIEST SQUIDWARD AND IT WILL BE HARD BECAUSE OF HOW UNFUNNY WE ARE.

PLEASE HELP ME I'M LIVING IN MISERY PLAYING LABYRINTH ZONE ACT 3 PLEASE HELP ME I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS I WANT TO GO TO STAR LIGHT ZONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I'M GOING INSANE PLEASE HELP I'M RETHINKING MY LIFE CHOICES RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP!!!

@SomeSIIGFanFurwalker, boyfriend of @MemeManOfficial . I AM SO MAD BECAUSE YOU PINGED ME AND THAT WAS ANNOYING NOW I AM GOING TO SPAM MEMES IN THE SPACE INVADERS THE ULTIMATE JOLTGAME'S GENERAL CHAT BECAUSE OF REVENGE. /srs