“hey, i hear you wanna hear these songs, and ONLY these songs! well, TOO DAMN BAD, here’s some songs that are not related to that song in ANY WAY! oh yeah and here’s more ads than music, ENJOY!” - spotify

the mfs putting the water in the well on their way to make the tap water make me thirstier

i had just one query

it’s funny how gamejolt promotes their platform as a place for love and positivity but in reality this platform is straight ass LMAO

and you know what else is massive?

What was I trying to cook here?? 💀💀

they call me chef of the year

THREE, TWO, ONE…

no way

I just wanted a hot chocolate bro 😭😭