the mfs putting the water in the well on their way to make the tap water make me thirstier

i had just one query

they call me chef of the year

“hey, i hear you wanna hear these songs, and ONLY these songs! well, TOO DAMN BAD, here’s some songs that are not related to that song in ANY WAY! oh yeah and here’s more ads than music, ENJOY!” - spotify

and you know what else is massive?

no way

I just wanted a hot chocolate bro 😭😭

THREE, TWO, ONE…

are you guys going trick or treating

What was I trying to cook here?? 💀💀