battle royales are coming back the third battle royale will be starting soon so get your rank up and prepare for WW3

new minigames(like GTA 6)

we're bringin back the slavery update the developers removed it but we're bringin it back

we will soon release a new worldwide dangerous virus to add more challenge and difficulty to the game

minor bug fixes(minor)

the watching update where people in their little cuck stools will now be watching literally everything you'll be doin in your daily life your digital browsing even in incognito mode(it was always a lie) your physical real life life they wanna push more moderation to have more strict prison ban offenses

new animals

in a few years expect a fossil update where people would recreate fossils from way back then when my grandma was in her prime age

more trump(forced update trump went to us directly and forced us to add this at some point we might secretly remove it at some point)

item price raise i think we're sorry to say this but the world has forced us to raise prices of in game items so better get like three jobs or some shit idk dawg

more youtuber themed theme parks as a collaboration effort there might be more youtuber theme parks in the future you didn't hear this from us though

anyway that is all we are legally are allowed to say about future updates about life the game