2 months ago

BAHAHA THIS ONE MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER-

DiDe: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Minty: Bees?

DiDe: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

Minty: Wait-

*Diamond approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* <br>




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