Mr. no reason: [i went to some school and i have no idea what a school is]
baldi: hi welcome to my schoolhouse
[markiplier gets teleported as well]
markiplier: bro where the fuck am i
mr. no reason: idk
markiplier: who are you
mr. no reason: good question idk on who i am
markiplier: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok
mr. no reason: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... all right
markiplier: wait... i have a question
mr. no reason: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
markiplier: did you throw shit at your teacher with someone in kindergarten
mr. no reason: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah? i don't remember it all the time
markiplier: DUMBASS?
mr. no reason: ...what?
markiplier: that used to be your nickname
mr. no reason: anyways theres a teacher here
markiplier: oh
mr. no reason: ...my nickname?
markiplier: yeah
mr. no reason: ...let's just ask the teacher on where the hell we are
Markiplier: ok
Baldi: your in my schoolhouse!
Baldi: you gotta learn some math!
mr. no reason: your house as a school?
Baldi: basically yeah
mr. no reason: what the fuck
mr. no reason: so math?
Baldi: yeah
mr. no reason: i have a picture of you and is this what you look like?
Baldi: thats my brother dumbfuck
mr. no reason: where is he now
Baldi: trapped in a dungeon in the school- i mean at home
mr. no reason: okay
Markiplier: bro wtf
Baldi: anyway...
Baldi: go into the classroom and lets learn some math!
mr. no reason: okay baldick [we go to a classroom]
Baldi: Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject: Math! Answer the three questions correctly, and you might get something special! Just type the correct answer into the empty box! Press the enter key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer! Problem one.
Baldi: 8 - 9 = ?
markiplier: bro idk this shit
mr. no reason: -1?
Baldi: Good one!
Baldi: Problem two
Baldi: 7 + 5 = ?
mr. no reason: 12?
Baldi: you got it!
Baldi: Problem three
Baldi: 5 x 8 = ?
mr. no reason: 40.
Baldi: You did great! Come here and get your prize. A shiny quarter! Just click on it with the left mouse button to pick it up! Then, when you find something you could use it on, right click the object with the quarter selected! That's how you use items, you know?
markiplier: woah free cash
mr. no reason: that is best
mr. no reason: NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS ANOTHER MATH THING IS?!
Baldi: In the next classroom!
Mr. no reason: lets go mark.
markiplier: ok
[we go to another classroom]
Baldi: Problem one
Baldi: 6 + 2 = ?
markiplier: 8
Baldi: Good one!
baldi: 7 - 9 = ?
mr. no reason: 0.
Baldi: ...
Baldi: *glitch*
mr. no reason: yeah thats right
markiplier: bro wtf happened to baldick
mr. no reason: idk i guess i got it wrong
markiplier: he mad af
mr. no reason; 3rd question pls
(the pad thing: erwhwguojikwrj,tgdhfj,gy,trikbuhjgnfz t984w7693402673 + 9805347iu4yehtkl*^&%amp;*(%#% = ?)
mr. no reason: oh i know! [draws a big fat penis with the two hairy balls into the pad]
markiplier; hahahaha
(pad: X)
markiplier: HOW WAS THAT WRONg
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[they hear a ruler]
Mr. no reason: pads like dicks, right?
markiplier: idk
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markiplier: wtf is that noise
mr. no reason: a ruler?...............................
markiplier: .,.....................
markiplier: are we gonna get spanked
.............
mr. no reason: i think so.....................
markiplier: ...........................shit
markiplier: we gotta run
mr. no reason: run
markiplier: run
[we run]
*principle appears*
principle: no running in the halls
mr. no reason: FUCK U
mr. no reason: NO ONE CARES
principle: ANd no SWEaRING IN thE HALLS
Mr. no reason: WE CAN RUN IS HALLS
mr. no reason: NO
principle: *GRABS THEM*
mr. no reason: SHUT THE FUCK UP
mr. no reason: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYFE90HIONKLEMRFJINUOVJNWJF
markiplier: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
principle: 50 seconds
mr. no reason: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........................
principle: detention for you
principle: when will you learn...
mr. no reason: i don't know how to learn
principle: ...
principle: whatever *leaves and locks them in there*
markiplier: BRO
........................................................................................
mr. no reason: what
markiplier: hE LOCKED US IN HERE- wait
mr no reason: WELL FUCK
markiplier: i think i have something
mr. no reason: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
markiplier: A KEY!
mr. no reason: a tiny key!!11!!11
markiplier: imma unlock it
[mark unlocked the door]
markiplier: i got it
mr. no reason: [shits pants]
markiplier: wtf did you just shit yourself
mr. no reason: dont worry about it
mr. no reason: i walk in it and i love it
markiplier: ok\
markiplier: it smells like fucking raspberries
mr. no reason: lets just go
mr. no reason: and they ALWAYS smell like raspberries
mr. no reason: but lets go
markiplier: ok
[we go somewhere]
[we go into a classroom]
markiplier: a notebook
mr. no reason: a notebook
mr. no reason: now slove it dipshit
markiplier: ok
mr. no reason: i'll keep watch for ruler man
markiplier: *answers question like a dumbfuck*
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markiplier: i got the 3rd question wrong fuck
mr. no reason: your smart
markiplier: thanks
mr. no reason: now LETS FUCKING FIND ANOTHER NOTEBOOK EFIJOGWRTIOPPEIFWJOIHVNO
OKAY
*they hear more ruler*
mr. no reason: ..............................
mr. no reason: [checks hallway]
..............................
mr. no reason: mark..............
mr. no reason: its baldick
markiplier: huh... oh shit
mr. no reason: lets keep going
markiplier: ok..........
Playtime: I WANNA PLAY WITH SOMEONE
...........................................................
mr. no reason: mark go play with her
markiplier: no i dont wanna
markiplier: idk how to jump roep
mr. no reason: well jump rope like a dumbfuck, i'll find two notebooks. [i go find two notebooks]
Playtime: OOPS you MEssed up
Platime: LETS tRy AgAin FROM tHE top
PLAYTIME: READY GOkrftgrd
mr. no reason: i found one notebook
mr. no reason: now time to find the other for mark
markiplier: okay ill go find it *goes into a classroom and finds notebook*
[a voice said ITS SWEEPING TIME]
markiplier: the fuck was that
mr. no reason: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... i think its sans
markiplier: understandablew
the voice: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
markiplier: wtf does it mean sweep sweep sweep
mr. no reason: uh yeah WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BROOM?
[the broom hits us and takes us somewhere]
markiplier: a
mr. no reason: a
chapter 2 coming
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