(Skip down to the bottom for the actual article since half of this article was just meant to be a joke)

When I first started making scratch projects I decided I would doit for fun, not for anyt reason other than to make things end. Meet. and then when things happened I decided I was going to make a geme, A REAL game... Not just your average mill of the run, Joehouse. It's soething deper, and i Know EXACTLY What it means. you think you're good at what you do? forget it, yu aren't. I had the most terrible dream before making this most, and I'm not going to deny it... that dream? H... To be clear, I don't really totally mean that iM the one in charge here place take this seriously. But if I had a one thing to dotoday it would be to make things better, not because I can, because I will. Fis tiwht with postman. and then the chicken, and then the gwg, and then the kaika, and then the darryl, and then the peri ergo.... which one do you think is better? Someday, I will found it out how to make things better, not because my hands are ugly, because I can sing? Please, do not ignore this post, because i'm desperately begggigng you, DO NOT ignore this post.... We need more developers to work on my game, and danelfpsu's joke games... she's been really tired recently and she also has been on hiatus because she is really sad.... you like sad people? No. you dont' I ebt you wouldnt care to dare the side people if you had a purpose for living.

SO, in conclusion... what are the plans for rofile cola gamez and the new games which we are planning on posting? WE NEED CONTINUITY... If our limited resources hold us back? What then! Hi to the people of Los Angeles, and dont' tka efor the granted how many times we have to be here, and to be our gaes and to make them with full continuity and progression. Do not, wka eup and think this was a joke, because after all, it's not. Im not joking, neither should you. dOnt think that wwe aren't a good team you can't say that, we are a great team known for my aazing developer skils...... and you need to become a part of our community and our developer teams, an you gotta do that now. i had to draft this post and then become my Grapes when yu think ou No, KEEP GOING. i want you to hear me out here, Because what I'm about to say will absolutely hange your life. You need to become part of our awesome crazy sidiculous team. I repeat, WE NEED. DEVS> ANd odnt say that you have a job or something better to do..... wait, acutally yet you do, you have to go preach the Gospel but maybe if you have spare tme you could mabe help us out even if it's just a bit. A word of encouragemenet, a fanarts...... a death threat...... Your dogs. THEYRE read. You need to become more a good you eat my computer. What we need is the suppoort and Godot 4 Forums because we need to get that information inside our Dummy brains. Tell us how godot 4 works and we'll Do it......... Art tips? Yes.! Drama tips?! Yes.!>!>! Mabea Maybe a n eveen You said I was cool, YES!!!! Coding tips, optimiziaotkn, tips... Post em down Below. And you will see what I mean what I said that I said a mimnte ago.

Danelfplus has already said thsi, but the enditre eniernet SUCKS. and we dont want anythng t to do youw with you all at all, and we not ever wanna see you all again. Do it anyways. We. Don't Care Heheheheee.e..ee.e.e DUDE, I'M JOKING. Don't take this seirously! Okay, but fine... Maybe I'll give you the truth about why I'm even writing this stupid article that has no correct grammar or coherent thought at all.

We're bored, give us Godot tips, show that you care even if it's not much, and share the news about our small Rofile Cola Gamez team. IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD. Just do it, or else I'll be in contact with your parents-What? They died?

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But my point still stands... Maybe you could share this post? Maybe you could spread the news about Rofile Cola Gamez? We have one big project that's going to be our collective dream game, and we spent all of last year trying to write up a world that had: Memorability, uniqueness, values, lessons, and something that says something about us that you will enjoy. This post? DEFINITELY not a conventional way to promote, but it's just funny, so we did it.

There, that's us. We're not really serious, we're just people, and we want to develop this game and share it after we're done. (Or keep it to ourselves)

Either way, we should give you some sort of teaser as to what we're making... If the rapture isn't until a few more decades, than we will show. For now? You'll just have to wait, and that's good enough since patience develops patience.

And we've been too lazy to come up with a name for it, and names are overused anyhow. Maybe it'll stay nameless, right. Hah.

Goodbye, and thanks for eating my fish. It took so long to cook, but look at you, you ate it, there you go, buddy, bucko, you ate my fish. Thank you. You ate me fish! Rah! You ate my fish.

TL;DR: you suck join our team