Hey, folks! Adam here. Got some super exciting updates to share with you all!

So, firstly, progress is going pretty nicely. Managed to recruit a lovely Mr. Paul Sheldon to the writing team! Needed a little ‘convincing’, but I’m sure he’ll be plenty productive and that you’re all going to love his work - or, at least, I will. Also, we’ve got Troy Baker voicing Sans. Everyone else will be voiced by Andrew from the programming team because of budget cuts (23% lost in one month! How am I supposed to tell everyone that we’ve now only got $0 to work with??).

Additionally, I would like everyone to understand that progress on the game will no longer progress unless our resident Pingu, Señor GeoBirb, receives a delivery of at least 30x pacific salmon fillets a week. He’s a needy lil birbo and needs his protein so he’ll grow up big and strong and able to produce lots and lots of great concept artwork without rest or getting to see his loved ones ever again. Send him them fishies! Do it! Do it for Overtale!

I would also like to announce that I am definitely not trying to assassinate Toby Fox. Please stop spreading that rumour, especially to the man himself. If he gets suspicious, then that’s only going to make what needs to be done a lot harder.

Ahh, and before I forget - a little PSA. If I see one more meme or reference relating to soup or hot meals in any other capacity, I will literally and legitimately delete random snippets of dialogue out of the game without warning. I’m not joking. I’m edgy, kids. Don’t mess with me.

Lastly, I would like to announce that Danny, one of our art folks, is now a magical Space Princess and must be protected at all costs. He accepts worship in the forms of Uncle Ben’s microwavable rice packets and .mp3 files of nothing but ear-splitting screeching.

Thanks for your patience, everyone! Can’t wait to share our next updates with you!

• Adam