Oswald: Places! Why is it taking you so long to get your freaking hat Mickey!

Mickey: SORRY I'M HAVING TROUBLE FINDING IT!

Oswald: Is it not in your dressing room!?

Mickey: Oh, its right here.

Oswald: Okay wait where is Minnie an Pete?

Mickey: I don't know-

Mickey: I think they're in the bathroom or something if there even is a bathroom.

[The two suddenly emerge from their dressing room]

Mickey: Oh.

Oswald: I don't care what the reason is just get to your places we start filming in literally 30 seconds!!

Mickey: Okay!

[Showtime pilot episode of the new Mickey Mouse show Treasure Island Adventure]

Oswald: Remember you have to whistle for the intro. [Oswald whispered to Mickey]

Mickey: [Whistles]

[Episode starts]

Mickey: *Steers boat*

Oswald: Mickey! we're out of sandwich bread!

Mickey: Wha? But we got bread 4 hours ago?

Oswald: Pete ate all of it!

Mickey: *Sigh* of course he did...

Mickey: Once were at treasure island we can get more bread.

Oswald: where the f- *Extremely Loud seagull screaming* are we going to find bread on a deserted island!

Mickey: I-I don't kno-

Max: Mickey Pluto got to the sugar again!!!

Mickey: WAIT WHAT!?

Mickey: OH S-[SEAGULL SCREAM]

Max: Okay, I managed to get most of the sugar away from Pluto. But now that you're here I have a question.

Mickey: ???

Max: Who's steering the ship?

[They suddenly crash in to Treasure Island]

Markiplier: Oh s-

[out of book]

Dakota: Wait, out of role-play moment for a sec are they supposed to be able to hear Markiplier?

Bambi: Oh I accidentally typed in Markiplier lol, I meant to type mickey.

Dakota: Back into role-play.

[In the book again]

Oswald: Did we seriously just crash the ship into Treasure Island!

Seagull: [Screaming in Mickey's face]

Mickey: WHAT THE [SEAGULL SCREAM]

Oswald: We are f-[seagull screams] stranded now

Mickey: Yeah but we got to treasure island.

Oswald: And what can we use the treasure for now if we can't get back to the mainland, it's just useless metal if we're stranded?

Mickey: Hmm...

Mickey: There must be some wood somewhere?

Max: We could disassemble the actual Treasure Chest to make a temporary repair that could last us to the dock.

Mickey: Good idea.

Mickey: But we have to find the treasure

Daisy: Okay let's get back to the docks quickly, I have something to get back to.

Oswald: Minnie an Pete ran off with the map.

Annabelle: Well there goes any chance of our survival..

Mickey: Heck.

Max: Not get ahead of ourselves they might just be looking to get materials already.

Mickey: Oh, okay.

[Suddenly they all fall down into the Treasure Island pit]

Mickey: OH F- [SEAGULL SCREAM]

Mickey: My ears, again..

Oswald: Oh hey how convenient the treasure is right there!

Mickey: Well were lucky aren't we?

Mickey: And it's made of wood so we can maybe fix the ship?

Oswald: My god one of these treasure chests has a bunch of Fresh Sandwiches!

Mickey: Seee, there are sandwiches!

Oswald: The rest of the chests have normal treasure in them, just this one has fresh sandwiches like they aren't even moldy like they look brand new!

Mickey: That's a surprise, I wonder who buried it tho?

[suddenly Pete appears and eats literally every sandwich]

Mickey: Welp.

Oswald: Pete What the f-[seagull screaming as loud as nature will allow]

Mickey: .............

Max: Ow.

Mickey: Let's maybe not swear anymore..

[A little bit later once they've patched up the ship]

Mickey: We should probably go now.

Daisy: V- I mean, Root beer, Ahoy!

[Outro starts]

Mickey: Well that was chaos.

Oswald: Yeah we put a lot of effort into that episode hope it does well let's all go home and get a good night's rest

Oswald: We've all been through a lot recently lost his loved ones betrayal but I hope we're going to be okay, also by the way Fuck you two. [Referring to Minnie and Pete]

Oswald: Anyways I'm gonna post this on YouTube, hopefully this goes well.

Mickey: Yeah hopefully

[next day]

Max: Holy shit

Mickey: What happened now?

Max: We got 10 million trillion likes and twice that in views on YouTube!

Mickey: OH MY GOODNESS!

Mickey: How'd that happen so quickly?

Oswald: We're actually going to have enough for something other than alphagetti tonight!

Mickey: That's great!!

Max: Let's check the comments.

Mickey: Alright.

Max: Nevermind, I'm not going to read the comments.

Mickey: Okay then?

Max: These people need Jesus...

Max: Some comments are okay, and I found was someone begging Oswald to say I'm not that old?

Mickey: Why tho-

Max: I don't know why but Ozy is being thirst it over like way too much.

Max: Like literally requesting links to inappropriate fan art of him in the comments I have a question, why?

Oswald: I do not appreciate this

Mickey: What the fu-

[End of chapter 3 lol]