𝑀𝐸𝑅𝑅𝒴 𝒞𝐻𝑅𝐼𝒮𝒯𝑀𝒜𝒮

Good news: I have three whole gifts prepared for you!
Bad news: they're not prepared yet.
And you won't be getting them this year, nor at the same time. Also, you'll be paying me for some of them. But I'm sure it'll be all worth it or something.

My only New Years resolution is to finish at least one of them next year, which has been my goal for the last several years. So I guess I'll cya in 2028 when that finally happens. Only for it to still come out an unfinished, broken mess, of course.

Anyway, I need to go back to finishing up the beginning stages of this crap. With heavy procrastination and mind-numbing monotonousness, for sure.